I was born in my mother's bed and she's blamed me for the mess ever since. My fondest childhood memories include my father trying to convince me heroin's not addictive, cutting my foot on my mother's coke razor and my sister kicking me through a plate glass window. After attending several band camps (yes I really went to band camps and no, no one was having sex, contrary to popular belief) I finally graduated high school and started attending New York University. New York City has been good to me. I graduated last year and am working in TV/Film production on and off (mostly off).Lukas also runs an angry website.