Cursing, Threats, Insults, and a brief appearance by God. Without a doubt last night was the best “Kid Nation” yet.



Hey, It’s Paul Scheer (From MTV’s Human Giant) filling in for Mark Zito, who is out sick with tonsillitis. But rest assured, I am just as much of a Kid Nation nerd as Mark is. I even own a Red Bonanza City Competition Jersey that I bought at the CBS store along with a kick ass Jimmy Smits “Cane” bobblehead. But enough about me, let’s get into the show. (By the way, please excuse my grammar…it’s bad. I know. No matter how many comments you leave. It won’t change.)
...]]> /article/1196216 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1196216/a-letter-from-al-powell-the-cop-from-die-hard-1-aka-reginald-vel-johnson Wed, 27 Jun 2007 23:17:42 -0400 Dear Bruce Willis,

This makes me laugh every time I look at it. I love how "Chad" is so non-plussed and oddly resigned that the only thing he can do is send out an mass email to his friends about his "crazy"situation.
...]]> /article/953365 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/953365/why-i-love-abercrombie-and-fitch Mon, 23 Apr 2007 22:33:01 -0400 Man Oh Man, I Love Abercrombie and Fitch. It is totally is the coolest store in the mall. I heard last week it totally kicked Pac Sun's ass.

1. I love going to clubs but I hate their lack of cargo shorts.
2. I can't get enough techno
3. Salespeople who DON'T want to help you.
4. They save energy by using the least amount of light possible.
5. Great place to meet pedophiles.
6. I need everyone to know exactly where I got my T-Shirt (A& F Lacrosse Rules!)
7. No uglies!
8. Did I mention the Cargo Shorts?
9. Best place to buy clothes before a Date Rape
10. Comfortable Leather Chairs which are great for reading the Classics.

...]]> /article/895462 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/895462/what-ive-learned-from-playing-guitar-hero-2 Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:56:25 -0400

First of all, if you don't have Guitar Hero 2 For the Xbox or Playstation, You are a jerk! But you can change that, all you have to do is stop whatever you are doing right now, run out to the street, mug an old lady, go to your local Electronics Boutique and buy one.



I guarantee you it will change your life!

...]]> /article/787527 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/787527/rip-zack-the-lego-maniac Tue, 20 Mar 2007 15:27:50 -0400 Zack Henderson (AKA Zack, The Lego Maniac) died late Thursday night in a mental institution outside New Haven, Connecticut. He is survived by his estranged wife, Blythe and his 10-year-old son, Martin, who was of course made out of Legos.



Fans will of course remember Zack from a series of Lego related commercials in the mid-80’s that exploited Zack’s Lego based insanity.
...]]> /article/69263 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/69263/things-jack-bauer-wont-say Thu, 26 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0500 I love 24! Each season just keeps getting better and better. All while Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland) is becoming more and more of a bad ass, he's the best action hero of all time. People are starting to wonder if there is there anything he won't say.

So since I consider myself a 24 aficionado, I have come up with a list of things that Jack Bauer would never say…
...]]> /article/68065 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/68065/will-smith-intimidates-me Sat, 13 Aug 2005 00:00:00 -0400 It's Summer, so of course I'm thinking about Summer Songs. You know, those special songs that everyone loves to hear non-stop all summer long. Songs like "Yeah", "Crazy in Love", and "Summertime". These are the songs that the nerds, the jocks, the sportos, the motorheads, the dweebies, and the dickheads all love equally. These are the songs that everyone can agree on. They can be played at your parents BBQ or at a skinhead rally, it doesn't make a difference. These summer songs unite us all, until fall.
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