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Jake Hurwitz

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About Me

Jake Hurwitz wakes up every day at 7AM and goes to the gym. He does 3 sets of 15 reps of free weights, pull-ups and bench press. He does 300 crunches and 100 pushups. He does 5 sets of 1 and a half-minute planks. He showers. After that he writes and acts in CollegeHumor Originals.

Member Since

August 29th, 2006

Website

http://www.jakehurwitz.tumblr.com

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7 Ways to Please Her

7 Ways to Please Her

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1. Easy. Make sweet love until you simultaneously climax. 2. Hey baby, did you not go? Oh fuuuuudge. Haha. Um, let me kiss your neck and apologize. 3. Okay, no worries, I'll use my hand… Ju …

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America's Hottest College Girl

America's Hottest College Girl

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Guys who like coming to this site to look at pictures of Hot Girls, this is your Christmas. Hot Girls who like taking hot pictures of yourself to win $5,000, this is your Chirstmas. Jesus Christ, you …

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Worst Facebook Flirter Ever

Worst Facebook Flirter Ever

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These creepy screencaps were sent to me by Leslie. Send in your own and we'll pay you $150 if we use it.  See the end of the article for details.  In the meantime, enjoy the world's worst …

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Interns? Um, Yeah!

Interns? Um, Yeah!

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We love our summer interns- I actually loved one of them too much and she decided to leave. lol. Hey Jessica wherever you are! (Tell me where that is by the way cause I would love to get in touch with …

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The BangBus and YOU

The BangBus and YOU

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I'm only going to say this once. This article is for real. So. A few weeks ago I helped write and act in a Hardly Working called "BangBus." If you haven't seen it, it's not entirely im …

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Aragorn Goes to My High School

Aragorn Goes to My High School

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Teacher: So who can tell me when the war of 1812 ended? Jake: Um, was it 1- Aragorn: I do not know what strength is in my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the White City fall, nor our people f …

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What Will Kevin Do For Money?

What Will Kevin Do For Money?

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Today we have for you a very special edition of What Will Kevin Do For Money. Not special because you can watch Kevin almost cry as he gets every hair on his chest waxed, or because you can watch the …

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Recession Graduation Survey

Recession Graduation Survey

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Are you a soon to be graduate who is worrying about the recession? Well have we got the solution for you! Sorry, did I say solution? I mean have we got an interesting survey that will show you just ho …

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The Ultimate Valentine's Present

The Ultimate Valentine's Present

by Jake Hurwitz on

Let's create a hypothetical situation. Valentine's Day is coming up, and you've wasted what little money you had on take out food and subscriptions to amateur porn sites. In this strict …

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Kevin Eats a Vending Machine

Kevin Eats a Vending Machine

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Don't know if you guys know this, but CollegeHumor's own Kevin Corrigan is currently eating an entire vending machine full of food as the second installment of What Will Kevin Do For Money ( …

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Attention: Hot Girl in a Bikini

Attention: Hot Girl in a Bikini

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Here's the thing about advertising. Sometimes we have to write long winded articles about products we don't use. Sometimes we have to sell ourselves out just so the man can make a buck or tw …

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The Weekly WYR: January 15th

The Weekly WYR: January 15th

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It's my favorite time of the week (for the last time), it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult qu …

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The Weekly WYR: January 7th

The Weekly WYR: January 7th

by Jake Hurwitz on

It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remembe …

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The Weekly WYR: December 18th

The Weekly WYR: December 18th

by Jake Hurwitz on

It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remembe …

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