Jake Hurwitz

You have to stick up for your best friends. Even if that means telling your boss something he's not ready to hear.

Food pyramids are for food Egyptian Pharaohs. Straight up.

Bravery means never crying more than twice a day.

April Fools Part 2: Shame on me.

April Fools Part One, shame on you.

Tough love. It's the only thing these interns understand...

Movie debates are a lot like political debates, only people actually like movies.

Sequels are so hard to pull off. Luckily this one is amazing.

Sometimes, when you work so hard at helping others, you neglect to help the most important person of all: Me.

Websites are like books, once you write one, you're officially an author

Some people take things way too seriously.

Daydreaming at the office is inevitable. You see one person, you get a little tired and your imagination just runs wild with your deepest desires.

Food is fuel for the body. You would never drink a glass of gasoline, but you would drink a glass of milk. Does that make sense?

Sometimes old friends and new just don't mix.

A pilot for a TV show is probably the most important thing you can do in show business. Not a big deal.

I never cease to amaze him, whatever "cease" means.

It's simple, we don't tolerate rudeness in the CollegeHumor office. It's just common courtesy.

"CollegeHumor's Hardly Working" presents the story of one employee on a nasty sugar rush.

Buy new computers, but keep the old. One is silver and the other's gold.

From the vault... CollegeHumor's epic frat party music video.