1. Easy. Make sweet love until you simultaneously climax.

2. Hey baby, did you not go? Oh fuuuuudge. Haha. Um, let me kiss your neck and apologize.
...]]> /article/5905998 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5905998/reinventing-yourself-for-second-semester Tue, 26 Jan 2010 15:44:14 -0500 You arrived at college this Fall fresh faced and eager to learn, experience, party. Eager to shed the image of your awkward high school self. And you did, but in the process you accidentally became a douche bag. Well, there's hope for you yet. Here are some guidelines to re-reinventing yourself for the second semester.

...]]> /article/5882701 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5882701/americas-hottest-college-girl Tue, 19 Jan 2010 15:16:51 -0500

Guys who like coming to this site to look at pictures of Hot Girls, this is your Christmas. Hot Girls who like taking hot pictures of yourself to win $5,000, this is your Chirstmas. Jesus Christ, your Christmas is on December 25th, don't get greedy.

...]]> /article/5803471 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5803471/jakes-favorite-bt-shirts Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:25:48 -0500

Jake's Favorite Shirts

...]]> /article/5705855 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5705855/worst-facebook-flirter-ever Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:44:09 -0400 These creepy screencaps were sent to me by Leslie. Send in your own and we'll pay you $150 if we use it.  See the end of the article for details.  In the meantime, enjoy the world's worst Facebook flirter.

The message

...]]> /article/5691303 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5691303/oh-man-we-got-an-illustrator-iii Tue, 06 Oct 2009 11:17:17 -0400 Our newest Illustrator, Evan, was nice enough to follow in the steps of our previous illustrators and draw a comic Streeter and I have been dying to make. Sarah, happily makes a cameo.*
...]]> /article/5244175 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5244175/interns-um-yeah Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:29:12 -0400 We love our summer interns- I actually loved one of them too much and she decided to leave. lol. Hey Jessica wherever you are! (Tell me where that is by the way cause I would love to get in touch with you.) But all good things must come to an end, and when these kids go back to school we will need a healthy new crop. Jessica, you're welcome to come back! Haha, but please do FOR REAL I MISS YOU. Anyway, take a look at the requirements for becoming an intern below. If you think you got what it takes, apply! We hope to hear from you. Especially you Jessica! Hehe. CALL ME NOW!
...]]> /article/4054177 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/4054177/the-bangbus-and-you Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:56:27 -0400

I'm only going to say this once. This article is for real.


So. A few weeks ago I helped write and act in a Hardly Working called "BangBus." If you haven't seen it, it's not entirely important. What is important is that it somehow was seen by the guys who created BangBus- the BangBros. I'm guessing, since you're on our website, the chances are that you're a male between the ages of 18 and 34, and so are entirely familiar with the BangBros and all their enterprises. If you're not, it's porn.
...]]> /article/4016844 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/4016844/wendell-blatts-8th-grade-graduation-speech Wed, 06 May 2009 16:21:55 -0400

Principal Smith: Hello graduating class of 2009! I want to introduce to you our salutatorian AKA the smartest kid at school who still looks retarded compared to Wendell Blatt. Here she is, Mindy Kang.
...]]> /article/3992922 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3992922/winner Tue, 21 Apr 2009 12:14:26 -0400

Congratulations to Laurel from the University of Delaware. it's official. You are America's Hottest College Girl. Now, all you have to do is come over to my studio apartment to collect your prize! I have the best DVD collection, BTW, if you wanna watch one.
...]]> /article/3970900 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3970900/the-collegehumor-show-the-canada-years Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:41:20 -0400

Hey, some good news and bad news for our Canadian fans. The good news? The CollegeHumor show is going to start airing on Canadian television (on MuchMusic) on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 6 and 9PM starting on April 14th. The bad news? You live in Canada.
...]]> /article/3964499 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3964499/aragorn-goes-to-my-high-school Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:40:01 -0400

Teacher: So who can tell me when the war of 1812 ended?

Jake: Um, was it 1-

Aragorn: I do not know what strength is in my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the White City fall, nor our people fail.
...]]> /article/3961221 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3961221/what-will-kevin-do-for-money Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:18:07 -0400

Today we have for you a very special edition of What Will Kevin Do For Money. Not special because you can watch Kevin almost cry as he gets every hair on his chest waxed, or because you can watch the president and founder of CollegeHumor smash a pie in Kevin's face- but because we did this not just for you, but because of you.
...]]> /article/3958506 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3958506/recession-graduation-survey Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:07:29 -0400

Are you a soon to be graduate who is worrying about the recession? Well have we got the solution for you! Sorry, did I say solution? I mean have we got an interesting survey that will show you just how f*cked you really are (for you!). Sorry about saying we had a solution, I'm on a computer with no delete button.
...]]> /article/3943621 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3943621/prank-war-on-kimmel Wed, 18 Mar 2009 11:09:02 -0400