CollegeHumor: Kate Spencer http://www.collegehumor.com/user/65526 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/3431636 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3431636/stuff-you-dont-care-about-but-will-help-you-get-laid Stuff You Don't Care About But Will Help You Get Laid Thu, 22 May 2008 23:00:08 -0400 Oh hai dear readers. I want to be nice and give you all the hot, juicy gossip. But first, I must show you these pics of Sharon Stone's vagina, cuz grandma's got some serious ish going on down there. [WWTDD]
...]]> /article/3422436 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3422436/stuff-you-dont-care-about-but-will-help-you-get-laid Stuff You Don't Care About But Will Help You Get Laid Thu, 15 May 2008 21:13:42 -0400 Is there a presidential election going on? Because all I see see is skin.


Kim Kardashian loves looking at herself in a bikini, and so do I. [Egotastic]
...]]> /article/3410806 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3410806/stuff-you-dont-care-about-but-will-help-you-get-laid Stuff You Don't Care About But Will Help You Get Laid Thu, 08 May 2008 21:23:43 -0400 Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the annoying conservative chick from The View shows off her bikini=ready body after popping out two kids. Too bad she's a mom only John McCain would LTF. [CelebSlam]
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Happy Spring, friends! Let's look at some skin, shall we?

Megan Fox was voted the Sexiest Woman in the World by FHM magazine,
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Gossip time. 3, 2, 1…


Blast off. Hayden Panettiere is hotter than you, and that is okay. Someone has to carry the weight for all us uglies, right? [CelebSlam]
...]]> /article/3350317 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3350317/stuff-you-dont-care-about-but-will-help-you-get-laid Stuff You Don't Care About But Will Help You Get Laid Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:34:34 -0400 Hello lovers. I bet you were sitting around wishing someone would show you some naked pictures of Angelina Jolie from when she was 16, right?


Well here they are, my friends! Personally I find these to be pretty tame for a lady who likes to wear viles of blood around her neck. But still, how many of you can claim that your mom posed naked as a teen and then just got hotter with age? I thought not. [Egotastic]
...]]> /article/3337083 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3337083/stuff-you-dont-care-about-but-will-help-you-get-laid Stuff You Don't Care About But Will Help You Get Laid Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:16:06 -0400 It's March Madness ya'll, and you know what that means – a bunch of crazy bitches running around Hollywood!


1. Wanna come really close to seeing Jessica Simon's V Zone? Now your wish can come true. She may not have a career, but she's still a tease! [IDLYITW]
...]]> /article/3324212 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3324212/stuff-you-dont-care-about-but-will-help-you-get-laid Stuff You Don't Care About But Will Help You Get Laid Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:38:28 -0400 I am off early this week to head to Beantown to celebrate Jesus' resurrection, so I'm givin' you the abridged gossip scoop this week. But I promise, it'll be short and super skanky! Just like that outfit you're wearing to Easter dinner.


1. Audrina Patridge of The Hills (the brown-haired one) is even boring while nude. But at least she's nude! [WWTDD]
...]]> /article/3313558 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3313558/stuff-you-dont-care-about-but-will-help-you-get-laid Stuff You Don't Care About But Will Help You Get Laid Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:42:15 -0400 Brit's locked up at home, Paris is in love, and Lindsay's too busy admiring her V to do anything scandalous. I need some skanks to do something! Until then I'll just spoon with Lindsay blow up doll. So here's what I got for you – have fun tearing it apart. [HollywoodTuna]


1. Mandy Moore's mom is a lesbian and got caught up in some girl-on-girl love triangle. If only it was her daughter doin' it with the ladies. Am I right, fellow females? I'd pinch hit for a chance to bat against Mandy, know what I'm sayin'? [IDLYITW]
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As Jon Stewart would say: "Here it is, your moment of zen." Except this time, the zen involves boobs, butts, and crazy people. Fun!

1. Kim Kardashian on vacation: now with 90% more skin than the regular version! [WWTDD]

2. This year American Idol has a stripper in its midst! And no, it's not Ryan Seacrest. Sorry grandmas! [IDLYITW]

3. Angelina looks hotter pregnant. Boobs do a body good. [WWTDD]

4. Paris Hilton staged some re-tar-tar publicity stunt, walking around with a guy dressed as a "guru." The result, no one cared. Watching her demise into irrelevancy is orgasmic! [WWTDD]

5. Kate Hudson is not pregnant, but she does have a thing for immature dudes. Isn't a guy who acts like a bay basically the same thing? [IDLYITW]

6. This is a picture of British model Jordan posing with a nuch of big girls in her pieces from her uncomfortable- looking underwear line. [Egotastic]
...]]> /article/3282762 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3282762/stuff-you-dont-care-about-but-will-help-you-get-laid Stuff You Don't Care About But Will Help You Get Laid Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:40:08 -0500 Hello friends. Let's leap into this gossip, shall we? (I know, I know. Horrible joke.)

1. Hugh Hefner wants Lindsay Lohan to pose in Playboy. As if there weren't enough burnt out old ladies in that mag already. [Egotastic]
/article/3267298 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3267298/stuff-you-dont-care-about-but-will-help-you-get-laid Stuff You Don't Care About But Will Help You Get Laid Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:09:41 -0500 Hello old friends. Did you catch the lunar eclipse the other night up in the sky? The moon looked huge! In case you missed it, allow Kim Kardashian's butt to demonstrate what it kind of looked like. [IDLYITW]
...]]> /article/3251716 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3251716/stuff-you-dont-care-about-but-will-help-you-get-laid Stuff You Don't Care About But Will Help You Get Laid Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:17:57 -0500 And, we're off!


Jamie-Lynn Spears has been busy boning other dudes while she's been knocked up, and is even allegedly using her pregnancy as a birth control. Think she learned that trick from her big sister? [WWTDD]
 /article/3236625 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3236625/stuff-you-dont-care-about-but-will-help-you-get-laid Stuff You Don't Care About But Will Help You Get Laid Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:05:24 -0500 Sad because Mitt Romney quit his presidential campaign? Never fear, my friends – good news is here to cheer you up!



New mom Christina Aguilera was spotted out on the town this week for the first time since her son was born. The reason? Her boobs needed to vote – one picked Clinton and one Obama. Can you guess which? [HollywoodTuna]
...]]> /article/3222931 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3222931/stuff-you-dont-care-about-but-will-help-you-get-laid Stuff You Don't Care About But Will Help You Get Laid Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:09:50 -0500 Friends. It is possible that we've entered into a Britney Spears-free zone for the next 3-14 days! Get out the party hats and the vodka shots (but don't let Britney have any)!


Oops, She Did it Again: Yup, Britney's been committed to her second hospital psych ward, after family, friends, her lawyers, a shrink and the LAPD staged an intervention bigger than the Superbowl. She is now resting comfortable and receiving treatment – in the form of medicine and not tacos, booze and cigarettes – for her bipolar disorder. The girl hadn't slept in five days, was taking ten laxatives a day, and was driving around like a lunatic. Let's hope she gets a break – and gives us one too. [DListed]
...]]> /article/3210199 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3210199/stuff-you-dont-care-about-but-will-help-you-get-laid Stuff You Don't Care About But Will Help You Get Laid Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:27:33 -0500 So let's get this out of the way: this week Heath Ledger, a seriously talented and hot dude, died at the age of 28. The cause of death is currently unknown and won't be clear until autopsy reports come in 2 weeks. There were NO illegal drugs found in his apartment, no coke on that rolled $20 bill, and no pills strewn around his body. The man has a 2-year old daughter and lots of people who love him. So they'll be no Heath-bashing here! If you have something mean to say about the guy, direct it at me instead. I cant take it! [WWTDD]
...]]> /article/3196993 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3196993/stuff-you-dont-care-about-but-will-help-you-get-laid Stuff You Don't Care About But Will Help You Get Laid Thu, 17 Jan 2008 21:44:52 -0500 After reading this column, you will be a Level 7 Scientologist and totally brainwashed. Sound good?


Great, then meet your leader, Jerry Maguire! A bunch of Tom Cruise videos created by the Church of Scientology have leaked on the web, and it confirms that sneaking suspicion you had that Tommy might be insane – and also the secret ruler of the earth. [IDLYITW]
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If you were rich and crazy and had been all over the world, where else is there left for you to go? The mental ward of Cedars-Sinai Hospital!


You know the story, right? Britney Spears freaked and holed herself up in the bathroom with her kid when K-Fed's bodyguard came to pick them up at the end of her visit. She stayed there for hours until the cops knocked the door down and hauled her ass off to the hospital. [WWTDD]
...]]> /article/3169080 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3169080/stuff-you-dont-care-about-but-will-help-you-get-laid Stuff You Don't Care About But Will Help You Get Laid Thu, 03 Jan 2008 21:06:09 -0500 New year, same old shizz. If you don't believe me, check this out:


...]]> /article/3147932 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3147932/stuff-you-dont-care-about-but-will-help-you-get-laid Stuff You Don't Care About But Will Help You Get Laid Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:50:41 -0500 Guys, seriously, if I could give you all condoms right now, I would. But please, if you have them use them, and if you don't, go run to the Health Center at school and get like, five hundred handfuls. Because pregnancy happens. Just ask Britney Spears' 16-year old sister.


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