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Jake

Jake

About Me

I used to be an intern here, now I'm just a human.

Member Since

August 29th, 2006

Website

http://jakeklock.tumblr.com

An Open Letter to the Crowd Surfer Who Knocked My Hat Off My Head, Losing it Forever Article An Open Letter to the Crowd Surfer Who Knocked My Hat Off My Head, Losing it Forever
E-mail Correspondence Between Amy Winehouse and Her Father Article E-mail Correspondence Between Amy Winehouse and Her Father
An Open Letter to Tom Petty, from a Guy Who Took His College Quote Way Too Literally Article An Open Letter to Tom Petty, from a Guy Who Took His College Quote Way Too Literally
The Morning After: Little Bush (6/20) Article The Morning After: Little Bush (6/20)
Interview: Daniel Tosh Article Interview: Daniel Tosh
Proposed State Tourism Advertising, Vol. 1 Article Proposed State Tourism Advertising, Vol. 1
Phrases My Girlfriend Did NOT Say When I Criticized Her Driving Article Phrases My Girlfriend Did NOT Say When I Criticized Her Driving
Sections of Well-Known Poems with the Word "Poop" Inserted Randomly Article Sections of Well-Known Poems with the Word "Poop" Inserted Randomly
Suggestions for Awesome April Fools' Day Pranks Article Suggestions for Awesome April Fools' Day Pranks
Interview: Derrick Comedy Article Interview: Derrick Comedy
Poorly Thought Out Band Names That Would Not Only Be Very Misleading, But Sell Tickets Very Unsuccessfully Article Poorly Thought Out Band Names That Would Not Only Be Very Misleading, But Sell Tickets Very Unsuccessfully
A Jaded Doctor Delivers a Baby Article A Jaded Doctor Delivers a Baby
An Open Letter to Koala Bears Article An Open Letter to Koala Bears
Judging You, Based On Your Headwear Article Judging You, Based On Your Headwear
How It Happened: Truck Commercials Article How It Happened: Truck Commercials
A Valentine's Day Mix CD, Created by a Boyfriend Who Hates Having Sex Article A Valentine's Day Mix CD, Created by a Boyfriend Who Hates Having Sex
The Death of Anna Nicole Smith Article The Death of Anna Nicole Smith
Proposed Titles For Previously Released Albums, Which Would Better Describe Their Covers Article Proposed Titles For Previously Released Albums, Which Would Better Describe Their Covers
My New Year's Resolution Article My New Year's Resolution
Things I Am Not Familiar With, Due to the Fact That I Am a Non-Smoker Article Things I Am Not Familiar With, Due to the Fact That I Am a Non-Smoker
Alternate Titles For "I Wanna F*ck You" (If Snoop Dogg & Akon Were More Chivalrous) Article Alternate Titles For "I Wanna F*ck You" (If Snoop Dogg & Akon Were More Chivalrous)
If Simon Cowell Were To Critique Historic Musicians Article If Simon Cowell Were To Critique Historic Musicians
Evanescence Drunk Dials Hinder In The Middle Of The Night Article Evanescence Drunk Dials Hinder In The Middle Of The Night
15 Psychology Terms That Could Easily Double As Awesome Band Names Article 15 Psychology Terms That Could Easily Double As Awesome Band Names
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