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Sent to Earth in a rocket by his scientist father moments before his home planet exploded, Ben Worcester landed outside a small Midwestern town where he was discovered and adopted by wholesome farmers. As he grew, he discovered that he possessed superhuman powers of hilarity beyond those of mortal men. When not fighting the forces of evil with wit and humor, he lives in disguise as a "mild-mannered reporter" for CollegeHumor.com.