John Hallmann

Mr. Hallmann was raised in a suburb located about half hour from city of Chicago. He developed a disdain for the city at the age of fourteen when he slipped and fell into the porpoise tank at the Shedd Aquarium. The experience was traumatic and he has shied away from large towns ever since. John has studied at Iowa State University, New York University, University of Paris and has studied and lived for the majority of the past two years in Madison, Wisconsin. He loves the town and hopes to someday live somewhere else. John is an imposing figure standing at a height of six foot three. He weighs approximately 175 pounds and lies frequently about being good at basketball. He is difficult to recognize however as he frequently wears disguises. Contact John at JohnHallmann@yahoo.com rn

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