CollegeHumor: John Hallmann http://www.collegehumor.com/user/65543 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/3429198 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3429198/a-defense-of-the-natives-in-the-new-indiana-jones-advertisements A Defense Of The Natives In The New Indiana Jones Advertisements Wed, 21 May 2008 01:36:59 -0400
The advertisements for the new Indiana Jones movie that can now be seen everywhere feature a band of angry indigenous people, Mayan ruins towering in the background, chasing a sheepishly smiling Indiana Jones. What a dick!
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...]]> /article/1020430 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1020430/things-that-dont-impress-girls Things That Don't Impress Girls Mon, 07 May 2007 19:18:15 -0400 In the particularly awkward phase of making conversation with a girl, it is easy to repulse them with conversation that simply does not appeal to the mass of female society.Best bet is to just let them do the talking.Allow them vent about how annoying their roommate is or some other nonsense.If you must go intellectual, odds are, “The Great Gatsby,” or “Catcher In The Rye” has had some kind of impact on their life and they’d be happy to gush over them.Here are several things however that will not impress.
...]]> /article/68445 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/68445/how-to-not-get-hired-at-your-internship How To Not Get Hired At Your Internship Sat, 12 Aug 2006 00:00:00 -0400 By about this time every summer, thousands of college students across the country are now inextricably disillusioned with their intern experience at whatever random company they have volunteered to perform indentured servitude. I myself was once an intern and during that time I figured out a few strategies that could make it all but impossible to secure a future position with your respective company. Here are a few strategies to ensure that they will never offer you a job. I hope that my insights can be of aid.
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Should you ever have the occasion to walk down the aisle of a Whole Foods outlet, you will undoubtedly discover that every single piece of merchandise has a compelling story about its origin written on the side and back. The pressure to create a compelling chronicle for merchandise has got to the point that makers of soy sauce and trail mix are resorting to staffing a creative department to remain in business. If the following stories aren't enough to perk your interest perhaps you will find what you are looking for in the creativity of their competitors.
...]]> /article/68402 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/68402/depressing-snapple-facts Depressing Snapple Facts Mon, 05 Jun 2006 15:00:00 -0400 Imagine returning home after a hard day, sitting down, popping open an ice cold Snapple, looking at the Snapple Fact and seeing one of these?







...]]> /article/68371 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/68371/saying-goodbye Saying Goodbye Sat, 20 May 2006 00:00:00 -0400 It is now the end of another school year, and we all know what that means? It is time once again to say farewell to a cast of characters from your life that you will probably never be seeing again. Whether it is leaving your crap job at the coffee place, returning home from a study abroad program, or leaving the dorm, there are people with recurring personalities that you will be saying goodbye to throughout your life and never seeing again. You will shake your head in regret, shake hands, promise to stay in touch, but you are indifferent to what is transpiring and you might as well be saying goodbye to a desk or a refrigerator. Really it is just a human template you will be saying farewell to, again and again for the rest of your life and here is a letter to some of the classics.
...]]> /article/68298 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/68298/missed-opportunities-the-hookups-we-could-have-had Missed Opportunities: The Hookups We Could Have Had Wed, 22 Mar 2006 00:00:00 -0500 There is nothing more frustrating than to be sitting around and while looking back on your conduct from a recent evening and realize, "If I would have done that, I would have had sex." But you didn't have sex. Some misunderstanding came up, she's somewhere else and you ended up walking home alone and going to sleep. It didn't have to be like that though. You fucked up. The following are the most frequent scenarios that you will run into in failing to get laid and the key to preventing these mishaps from occurring so frequently.
...]]> /article/68243 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/68243/study-abroad-the-pitfalls-of-europe Study Abroad: The Pitfalls Of Europe Sat, 11 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0500 Every January, thousands of American college students migrate to Europe to begin their studies in a foreign land far, far away from home. Though I have heard this a great wealth of information on the topic, when I set off to live in France my junior year, I was struck by the absolute lack of informative guides to living or traveling in Europe. I ran into problems everywhere I went. It is now in my power to prevent others from suffering as I did and I will not allow that to happen. Here now is a guide to the most important countries one will encounter while traveling Europe.
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...]]> /article/68165 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/68165/the-petty-crime-hall-of-fame The Petty Crime Hall Of Fame Wed, 30 Nov 2005 00:00:00 -0500 The exploits of petty thieves are often just as daring and audacious as those of thieves who chase after priceless compositions of artwork, precious gems, and vast sums of cash are stolen every day. These masters of the vocation aren't caught up in the materialism, which pervades our country. For them, it is about doing a job, and doing it well. Petty theft is an art form when done by professionals. For years these man have been cast aside as nothing more than small time thieves. It is a shame such skill and professionalism goes unnoticed. These are their stories.
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