The Five Best Reasons to Have Sex with a Short Guy
In my twenty eight years as a short male, I’ve noticed some things. Most of these are about waist high to other people, but one fact that couldn’t escape my bite-sized attention is that we …
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Zach Oberman
About Me
Zach Oberman chose to forego the NFL draft and stay in college for his senior year, but he blew out his knee in the big game and has since tried his hand at several professions. Zach is currently attempting to write comedy for a living. Unfortunately, he is not very funny, and you can tell him so at zach@underpantsontheoutside.com
Zach still hopes to one day have a lucrative shoe deal, and he can be found in Brooklyn, singing the theme song from "Shaft" and inserting his name in the chorus. It would make Zach's day if you checked out his website at http://underpantsontheoutside.com.
(Zach also writes a comic book humor site, at http://superherodiaries.com.)
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August 29th, 2006
A Look at the New Fall Lineup
The Big Bang Theory Two quantum physicists try and have sex with their smoking-hot neighbor. First of all, Kudos to CBS for finally listening to those legions of fans clamoring for content about …
Six Diet Candy Products that Are Unlikely to Succeed
Lik-M-Aid: now withAspartame! JicaMars Bars Splenda Daddys Okra Henry! Mr. Goodprostate (Bran with chickpeas) Stalky Way (Take Milky Way Bar; remove nougat; replace with celery)
Eight Channukah Questions For an Average Jew
1) When is Channukah? December. Well, December-ish. Sometimes November. See, here’s the thing. Jews don’t really like to be tied down with dates and everything. It’s best …
Lectures: The Drinking Game
With the school year underway, many students have been hit by the realization that college courses are really boring. Fortunately, learning doesn't have to be a chore. Just like Driver's E …
Five Things That I Wish Came In Cereal Boxes
Razor blades: Those things are expensive and I hate having to buy them. Who wouldn't be happy to find some Mach 4s in their breakfast? I see no reason why this wouldn't also work with Hall …
This Week in Masturbation
Who's in: NFL Cheerleaders It's that time of year again… ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL (themed orgy fantasies involving the Philadelphia Eagles cheering squad)?? HELL YEAH, I AM …
It's Just Not Working Out
I've gone over a thousand different ways to say this, but there is no good way; I just need to say it. It just wouldn't work out between us. And while I hate telling you this in a letter, …
"You Gave Me Herpes"
I make out with a lot of skanky chicks. A LOT of them. They're also really hot. The upside is obvious, but the downside is that my indiscriminate sexual practices will eventually lead to a few …
Holy Shit, I Am Smart
If you live in New York City and are on the Uptown 4 train somewhere between 8:45 and 9:15 AM, (people as smart as me don't have to show up at work on time), then you've probably seen me. I …
