Brian Paulsen

Brian Paulsen

About Me

My three favorite meats are - in order - ham, beef, then pork.

Member Since

August 29th, 2006

Contributions

Every Beach Lifeguard Conversation Ever

Article Every Beach Lifeguard Conversation Ever

CollegeHumor Campus Reps

Article CollegeHumor Campus Reps

Keep It Clean Winner

Article Keep It Clean Winner

Keep It Clean Winner

Article Keep It Clean Winner

Article Keep It Clean

The Order I Would Do The Golden Girls In, If I Had To

Article The Order I Would Do The Golden Girls In, If I Had To

New Harvard Movement Dooms Mankind

Article New Harvard Movement Dooms Mankind

Article Bracket Tips

A Rookie Hentai Writer Pitches His Story Idea To A Senior Editor

Article A Rookie Hentai Writer Pitches His Story Idea To A Senior Editor

What Are People Giving Up For Lent?

Article What Are People Giving Up For Lent?

Goddammit Britney...

Article Goddammit Britney...

Anna Nicole Smith, Dead At 39

Article Anna Nicole Smith, Dead At 39

Life Lessons From An Experienced Man, Part 4: High Society Parties

Article Life Lessons From An Experienced Man, Part 4: High Society Parties

If Weather.com Were Programmed By Your Roommate Who Just Got Back From Class

Article If Weather.com Were Programmed By Your Roommate Who Just Got Back From Class

Life Lessons From An Experienced Man, Part 3: Your Career

Article Life Lessons From An Experienced Man, Part 3: Your Career

Life Lessons From An Experienced Man, Part 2: Personal Hygiene

Article Life Lessons From An Experienced Man, Part 2: Personal Hygiene

Life Lessons From An Experienced Man, Part 1: Wooing Women

Article Life Lessons From An Experienced Man, Part 1: Wooing Women

Article Deck The Gals

Article Be Honest...

This One's For Blindies

Article This One's For Blindies

Unfair Questions

Article Unfair Questions

Britney Spears Says No To Underwear

Article Britney Spears Says No To Underwear

This Just In: Lohan Don't Give A Damn

Article This Just In: Lohan Don't Give A Damn

Article Miscellaneous

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