Ryan Kraemer was born an unwanted child. His mother left him in the rain on the front steps of a Buddhist monastery. The early years of his life were spent learning from the monks how to devote his life to prayer, solitude, and contemplation. He was wise beyond his years and often thought to be the reincarnation of Buddha. When he became of college age he decided he wanted to just once step out into society before dedicating the rest of his life to his Buddhist ways.

Unfortunately, Ryan went to a party had a beer and grabbed a boob on that first night of college. He has not been the same since. He now finds humor in things he did not before, particularly monks.