CollegeHumor: Eric Kester http://www.collegehumor.com/user/65585 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6421927 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6421927/cease-and-desist-letters-from-the-facebook-department-of-creeping Cease and Desist Letters from the Facebook Department of Creeping Wed, 09 Feb 2011 10:26:20 -0500
...]]> /article/6113983 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6113983/a-transcript-of-my-first-chat-on-aol-30 A Transcript of my First Chat on AOL 3.0 Wed, 02 Jun 2010 13:20:29 -0400 Date: 10/24/1998

DarkWingDuck69: hey becky

Becky13: who is this?

DarkWingDuck69: this is Eric. sup?

Becky13: how did you get my screen name?

DarkWingDuck69: i heard you mention it on the bus ...]]> /article/3062291 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3062291/the-text-message-translator The Text Message Translator Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:47:17 -0500






...]]> /article/2876122 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2876122/opposing-perspectives-girls-vs-guys Opposing Perspectives: Girls vs. Guys Sun, 02 Sep 2007 23:15:21 -0400 Through years of extensive research, I have discovered that girls and guys have different perspectives on many different topics. Here are some of the more notable subjects:


-A picture of Liz and her boyfriend tagged on Facebook:


Girl's thoughts: Oh Liz honey, what are you wearing? Those shoes do not match her outfit AT ALL. A Lily-Pulitzer dress? Is she serious with that? That was so last summer’s style. All that pink, yellow, and green she’s wearing makes it look like the Easter Bunny puked all over her. How did she possibly get that guy? Doesn’t he notice how her left pinky toe is slightly larger than her right, and that she has no respect for herself? She’s a really nice girl, though.
...]]> /article/1345934 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1345934/names-that-i-dont-trust Names That I Don't Trust Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:54:39 -0400 They always say, “don’t judge a book by its cover”. If the expression was “don’t judge a person by their name”, I’d be in trouble. I just don’t trust people who fall under the following name-categories:



...]]> /article/1195552 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1195552/skillful-use-of-jk-in-aim-conversation Skillful Use of "JK" in AIM Conversation Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:11:14 -0400




...]]> /article/1059646 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1059646/is-your-girlfriend-cheating-on-you Is Your Girlfriend Cheating on You? Wed, 16 May 2007 20:32:28 -0400



Just answer the questions below and see if your girlfriend is making a fool out of you behind your back!

...]]> /article/726697 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/726697/the-ultimate-guide-to-facebook-friend-requests The Ultimate Guide to Facebook Friend Requests Tue, 06 Mar 2007 22:53:15 -0500 It can be very difficult to determine if it's appropriate to send someone a friend request on facebook. Fortunately I've come up with a handy guide to help you figure out whether it would be cool or creepy to friend someone:


Scenario Appropriate to send a friend request?
You get assigned to a group project with a girl from your class YES
You meet a cute girl at a party and chat it up for awhile YES
You meet a cute girl at a party. You can't remember her name, but after an advanced search on facebook you've narrowed down the possibilities to 12 different girls. YES TO ALL
She has the same last name as you. YES
She doesn't have the same last name as you, but it starts with the same letter. Oh yeah, and she's hot. YES
She has a name that rhymes with a part of the female anatomy YES
She went to the same middle school as you. You were too scared to ever talk to her, but you are pretty sure that you were in love. YES
You sit near her in class sometimes. She takes good notes. YES
You've never met her, but your buddy's cousin dated her in 8th grade and said she's crazy hot. YES
You found a sweatshirt with her name in it that she lost in the dining hall. It smells good. YES
You are a girl and you like his updates on collegehumor.com
...]]> /article/600745 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/600745/reasons-why-ill-never-get-married-written-by-my-mom Reasons Why I'll Never Get Married, Written by My Mom Mon, 12 Feb 2007 00:31:29 -0500
    Now I know Eric is only junior, but he’s at the age where I wonder about his long-term future.  To be honest, I am starting to get very worried about his chances of ever finding a wife.  Don’t get me wrong, I love my little Eric, but honestly I can’t see how he is ever going to get a young lady to marry him.  Here are a few reasons why girls will not look at Eric as a potential husband:
...]]> /article/226503 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/226503/six-christmas-carols-that-gotta-go Six Christmas Carols That Gotta Go Sat, 23 Dec 2006 01:38:37 -0500 We all love Christmas carols.  Most of them are actually pretty good, and even the ones that suck don’t seem so bad because they remind us of that sweet day where we get awesome G.I Joe's and video games and other cool stuff.  But have you ever actually stopped and thought about what the lyrics to some of these songs suggest? Unfortunately, in order to protect young children from bad influences, there are a few Christmas songs that need to be banned:
...]]> /article/203166 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/203166/i-party-with-doug-funnie I Party with Doug Funnie Tue, 05 Dec 2006 17:33:05 -0500 I bet you didn't know that Harvard is the school of choice for many stars from Nickelodeon. I know a bunch of them personally, and I thought I'd let you all know how they're adjusting to college:

Dough Funnie: Doug, perhaps not surprisingly, has had a hard time adjusting to the college social scene. I keep telling him that if he wants friends he's got to change his clothes, but he just won't stop wearing his green vest, shorts and red and white sneakers every single day. I mean Doug only has about 9 strands of hair coming out of his dome, the least he can do is make sure that he dresses well. Also, I feel real bad because the kid won't stop writing in his journal about how he can't find his dog, Porkchop. I just don't have the heart to tell him that he can find what's left of Porkchop on the bumper of my car. Earlier this year, Doug was arrested by campus police for public intoxication as he sprinted through the Quad wearing his underwear outside of his pants and a belt tied around his head. Turns out poor Doug wasn't even drunk -someone had just summoned Quailman.

Patty Mayonnaise
...]]> /article/142281 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/142281/10-types-of-college-students-that-really-piss-me-off 10 Types of College Students that Really Piss Me Off Thu, 19 Oct 2006 17:49:58 -0400 At college, where I am constantly surrounded by students who have too many opinions, I have inevitably come across kids that rub me the wrong way. I've realized that most of these annoyances can be categorized into specific 'types' of college students, and I've listed them here. Chances are that you somehow fit into one or more of these types. This doesn't mean I hate you and that we can never hang out sometime and have fun and give each other high fives and stuff. In fact, most of the following types have been inspired by my roommates. So in no particular order:
...]]> /article/69674 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/69674/intelligent-turn-ons Intelligent Turn-Ons Tue, 05 Sep 2006 17:49:44 -0400 Us guys look for many different qualities in a girl when looking for love: her sense of humor, physical appearance, compassion, looks, generosity, physical attractiveness, sensitivity, and what she looks like are all very important. Of these attributes, intelligence is often very high on our list of turn-ons. After all, is there anything more attractive than a girl who knows exactly what to do when the remote needs to be reprogrammed? We want girls who know that the "Treaty of Paris" marked the end of the Revolutionary War, not the end of Nicole Richie and Ms. Hilton's friendship.
...]]> /article/69280 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/69280/theres-no-place-like-home There's No Place Like Home Fri, 28 Jul 2006 00:00:00 -0400 I feel sorry for us. People just don't understand how difficult this past summer has been for college students. It wasn't easy for us to come home from school and deal with the fact that the "hottest" girl from our high school has gained ten pounds or that our rooms have been transformed into convenient "storage" space for the rest of our families' stuff. As if those adjustments weren't bad enough, we've had to cope with the reality that Marissa Cooper died in a car accident, crushing any hope for a future Marissa/Summer make out in The O.C. While those issues certainly provided difficult obstacles for us to overcome, they pale in comparison to the ultimate adjustment many of us had to make this summer: living with our parents.
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