The holders of greasy spoons. The hotcake hoppers. The nieces and nephews of Jemima. The ones who passionately believe in salt, pepper and the pursuit of pork products.

The purveyors of watery coffee and the consumers of saran wrapped, frozen, twice re-heated, so-called pastries. The hash browns of society. The ones who always carry a bottl...]]> /article/6587766 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6587766/our-stageplay-of-jaws-2-will-be-perfomred-in-full-3d Mon, 15 Aug 2011 01:58:30 -0400 ZQMNFMGV8XER
That's right, our classically trained community theater group have finally embraced that new fangled three dimensional craze in our latest production, the stage adaptation of Jaws 2.

Now the theatrical arts, long thought of, along with the literary arts, as entertainment's great curmudgeons of technological advancement, can fina...]]> /article/6568761 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6568761/7-things-wearing-fake-glasses-non-verbally-communicates Tue, 19 Jul 2011 23:11:49 -0400 1. I love Russian literature, French poetry and I've never kissed a girl.

2. What's my favorite band? Please, don't even ask me that. There is no way you've ever heard of them, and even if you had, your minute intellect wouldn't appreciate their highly conceptual jazz, reggae fusion art hip-hop ska stylings.

3. Nice to meet you. Now where did I set my ...]]>