CollegeHumor: Matt Girardi http://www.collegehumor.com/user/6592943 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6870835 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6870835/idiom-how-tos A How To Guide for Idioms Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:24:35 -0500

How to kill two birds with one stone:


Step 1: Find a decently sized rock.
Step 2: Drive to pet store that sells birds.
Step 3: Take rock and kill one bird in pet store with it. (Because their wings are clipped, they won't be able to escape)
Step 4: Using same rock, kill a second bird.


How to Pay the Piper:


Step 1: Hire a Piper to get rats out of your city.