Insurance - who needs it?
I am likeable. I'm the white swan. Not the black swan
October 4th, 2011
Someone looks a little too happy to be going to Hore School.
He has to stare at that meat for all of eternity.
Now I have to put myself in danger to see this.
But I wanted to go swimming!
I look like Jonah Hill. Fuck me right?
It's definitely energy efficient.
"Heh, yeah you heard me. I said sit on my face" - a chair that's about to get charged with sexual harassment .
Ugh, what are you, a hippie?
He tried to sits, but he couldn't fits.
Bulldogs are way more literate than you think.
I always hated science.
Don't lie to the flowchart.
"How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by Regina George?"
The best way to get kids to eat their vegetables.
Maybe I should stop taking all my legal advice from desserts.
When you desperately need to feel like a princess.