My_dixie_wrecked

My_dixie_wrecked

About Me
The original, and still the best.
Member Since
February 23rd, 2007
Website
http://www.sharpiesscrubs.tk/
"Community Damage Billing!"--From the lesser known Fecalopoly. picture "Community Damage Billing!"--From the lesser known Fecalopoly.
The weird thing is that this is an 8 year-old's birthday cake. picture The weird thing is that this is an 8 year-old's birthday cake.
B+. I probably would give him an A- if he had written, "Or is it?" after, "The End." picture B+. I probably would give him an A- if he had written, "Or is it?" after, "The End."
From the Satanic Picture Bible. picture From the Satanic Picture Bible.
Let me tell you about another 'crazy guy.' He had long hair and some wild ideas, and he didn't always listen to what people said was right. And that guy's name is ... I forget. But the moral of the story is ... I forget that too. picture Let me tell you about another 'crazy guy.' He had long hair and some wild ideas, and he didn't always listen to what people said was right. And that guy's name is ... I forget. But the moral of the story is ... I forget that too.
He was never your flamingo, nobody can own Lawrence! picture He was never your flamingo, nobody can own Lawrence!
Oh my god Becky, look at his butt. It's so small. picture Oh my god Becky, look at his butt. It's so small.
But farting is the best part of eating chili! picture But farting is the best part of eating chili!
What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want? picture What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want?
Peaceful protest. picture Peaceful protest.
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Dad, please don't pick me up at school anymore. I know it's far, I'll just walk. picture Dad, please don't pick me up at school anymore. I know it's far, I'll just walk.
Their pickup truck also has chairs instead of tires. picture Their pickup truck also has chairs instead of tires.
This guy was on his way to Mexico. picture This guy was on his way to Mexico.
Chest bumping everyone is Bush's new peace plan. picture Chest bumping everyone is Bush's new peace plan.
A practical book for any Jewish-Japanese-Canine home. picture A practical book for any Jewish-Japanese-Canine home.
"There was a shooting at a festival in Seattle. This is the suspect, and the police. The kid in the background is trippin balls, dissolving into the background." picture "There was a shooting at a festival in Seattle. This is the suspect, and the police. The kid in the background is trippin balls, dissolving into the background."
Imagine drinking a beer that's half your size. picture Imagine drinking a beer that's half your size.
Girls just love doing each other's make-up. picture Girls just love doing each other's make-up.
Whatever happened to that town where the high school kid became mayor? picture Whatever happened to that town where the high school kid became mayor?