1. Admittance
So you've received your acceptance letters. Maybe you got into your first choice, maybe you didn't. Either way, you're going to run into a shit-ton of debt (or about 0.91 metric shit-tons, for you non-Americans). But hey, no need to care about that yet, right? You're still in high school, for goodness' sake. You even have a few more months before you ruin your chances with Megan by vomiting on her shoes after shot-gunning a beer for the first time. You have your whole life to worry about real problems, there's no reason to start now.

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