8 Gross Infomercial Products Someone Actually Spent Time Inventing

Mon, 13 May 2013 11:49:09 -0400

1. Comfort Wipe

"Being a big guy has it's advantages. And it's disadvantages." This commercial is gross for the obvious reason — it wants to sell you a product that lets you wipe you asshole if you can't reach (or don't feel like reaching). But, in case you didn't get the picture, it also forces you to listen to a random dude tell you about the bowel movements he can't reach because he's too "big" or "they" are too big, or something else I don't want to hear about, ever, thanks.

14 Mother's Day Answers By People Who Get Their Moms

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:55:59 -0400

Ah, mother's day. That time of year you realize you have no idea what your mom likes. Flowers? She likes flowers, right? That's a mother's days present! Maybe you should have taken advice from people who know they're talking about. We asked the people of Bout to answer questions about their dear ol' mahs and got some preeettty good results.

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Is This Satanist Actually Taylor Swift?

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:59:34 -0400

So I guess we know who the guy she's always singing about is (psst, it's Satan).

10 Kid's Cartoons Referencing Movies and Shows for Adults

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 16:19:13 -0400

The great thing about watching cartoons when you're adult is you can finally catch all the pop culture references you'd never even think twice about as a kid. Well hold on to your brain juices because here's 10 examples that may just BLOW YOUR MIND.

1. "The Dude" from The Big Lebowski featured in both Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

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Three Videos Wrap up 1997-2002 Pop Culture In Its Entirety

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 16:53:09 -0400

In case you were living under a rock in 1997, 1999, or 2002, YouTuber ThePeterson has you covered. These three montages will get you back up to speed on the movies and music that captivated us in the late '90s and early aughts. And if you WEREN'T living under a rock, consider this your daily dose of nostalgia.

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Reasons Why My Parents Are Crying

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 11:26:39 -0400

Instead of the tumblr sensation Reasons Why My Son is Crying we thought we'd switch the perspective for you guys. Here's some visual birth control to reinforce your opinion that kids are just dicks.

1. I decided to ruin your television you spent three months saving up for.

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14 Weird Things People are Giving Away on Craigslist

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 12:34:39 -0400

Craigslist is a magical realm where you can search for your true love or get a pretty sweet deal on a couch. But, travelers beware, within the depths of Craigslist lays some… pretty weird offers. Here's a list of some of the weird things people are offering for free or for barter.

1. Locking Stocks recommended for "witches and strippers"

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25 Women In Stock Photos Who Are Inexplicably Naked

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 12:24:01 -0400

Stock photo companies do their best to have a photo for any need, but that also means that some of the photos are so bizarre it's hard to imagine any real use for them. A lot of them also feature unnecessary, inexplicable nudity. Here are the 25 most inscrutable stock photos of naked women.

1. Wearing a Jack-O-Lantern

Do you think this started out as a spooky shoot that was slowly turning sexy, or a sexy shoot that was slowly turning insane?
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Every Infomercial Ever Summed Up In 11 GIFS

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 12:42:55 -0500

Life is seriously so hard. Between knocking over my bowl of Cheetos CONSTANTLY and not being able cook (literally I can't physically do it) sometimes I've got to ask myself:

QUIZ: IKEA Product or Made-Up Word

Sat, 16 Feb 2013 23:29:47 -0500

Deep Sea Fish is Actually The Gromble From Ahh! Real Monsters

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 13:08:50 -0500

~*Only Cretaceous Period kids will remember this*~

If Winter Break Advertised Like Spring Break

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 18:21:54 -0500

Have a Murray Christmas: a Celebration of Bill Murray

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 14:11:08 -0500

Happy Murray Christmas, everyone! We've told you why we're thankful for Mr. Tom Hanks, now we're here to show everyone how Bill Murray, actor and prankster extraordinaire, brings hope and cheer to all the orphans this holiday season.

1. Spreading joy by crashing your party

Hanksgiving: Why We're Thankful for Tom Hanks

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 16:04:27 -0500

You know Tom Hanks rules, it's just a fact of life like plants needing water or your aunt being drunk at Thanksgiving. That's why during this grateful season we've gotta give thanks to the Hanks. Here's 13 reasons to be Hankful this year.

1. For showing that he deserves his awards

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13 Things You'll Learn During the First Week of College

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 15:19:20 -0400

Are you totally stoked for you first year at college? We hope you are, because we're about to give you some pretttty, prettttty, important insights into your first week. We've already been there and done that, so we've got your back, bro.

1. Dining hall food is the worst
Yeah, the way your school's website described the "gourmet" food from the dining hall made it seem like goddamn Gordon Ramsey himself was in the kitchen. Nope. The only thing screaming G. Ramsey style are your bowels as you sit in the bathroom for two hours trying to remember if you ate shame or humiliation for dinner.
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10 Reasons It’s Good Summer Is Almost Over

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 17:44:31 -0400

We all know summer is a great season. Patio weather, vacation time, BBQ, more BBQ. But sometimes, summer can kinda, sorta be a hot, sweaty drag. Luckily, many places have seasons that give us the ability to say so long to your balls sticking to your thighs, and hello hoodie weather. Here's some reasons you should be happy summer is almost over.

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The Return of the BackStreet Boys

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 15:50:50 -0400

Hey guys, Backstreet's Back, alright! You sang that in your head didn't you? Admit it, you're totally psyched that BSB are reuniting. So dust off your CD players and whip out that poster of Nick Carter you ripped out of the 1999 Teen People Summer edition because we've got a surprise for you! Here's a sneak peek at the new Backstreet Boy's track list. And for those of you who don't care (all of you) here's the track list anyway.

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The Declaration of Web Dependence

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 18:32:23 -0400

Writers' Room Dart Board: True Blood

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 12:05:11 -0400

True Blood is clearly a show with well defined plot lines, a super strong narrative and characters that aren't shape shifting, werewolf vampires. Oh, wait, I'm sorry. I was thinking of another HBO show that isn't insanely written. Luckily, we've figured out how the writers of this show get their inspiration. It explains a lot, sort of.

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The 9 Stages Of Sleep Deprivation Stage 9

Thu, 24 May 2012 23:17:12 -0400

9. The Acceptance

Okay, you're tired and you know it. Your eyes are flickering shut, s...

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