From the person he hurt the most: everyone who saw this.
I'm just cool dude with a rude 'tude.
June 4th, 2012
Those are some tall invisible people.
Welp. He's got my vote!
They really thought "Topless Countryside Barbie" would be a big hit.
But where is the photo of the guy who is taking this photo?
He wasn't very good until he got his 12 year old owner to start yelling at people through the mic.
Who needs boobs when you have so.... much... money.
If that doesn't motivate you to swim faster, I don't know what will.
Over-reaction or under-reaction?
This is how goats walk around when no one is looking.
I always enter rooms this way just in case.
This pairs nicely with a good carpenter ant.
Dude, I'm telling you this is the best fake ID money can buy. That looks just like you.
"Hey there, fella, you got a funny way of saying, 'hi'!"
But having no way to retrieve your forgotten password is for idiots.
Who knows where it's been.
It's not a very popular breed, you've probably never heard of it before.
Of course the ducks have also been smoking.
Ruined: your childhood.
Please use the rest of the bar for loud sexual encounters.
It comes in cans now?
And he's got a plan.
Oh, it says here that this isn't a Slip N Slide, it's a Fall N' Smash. That must be the problem.
Tasted better coming up than it did going down.