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LIVE 2 LAUGH
SILLY N SARCASTIC
22 YEARS YOUNG
July 24th, 2012
Yeah, this spot looks perfect.
Sure, sure, it was an "accident".
I think he's been studying a lot of elementary Buddhism.
Dude, you can't spell teamwork without those words. I don't know I'm so drunk right now.
Close enough, though.
It's only uncomfortable for the entire time.
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
So cute you could become a cannibal.
"But maaaam, do I have to wear these? I look like a loser!"-a dog.
One of these things is not like the other.
Not even the world's smallest violin would play for it.
Ugh, everyone knows that chiffon doesn't mesh with corduroy.
Mr. Pomeranian demands the highest quality porcelain sink for his Friday night relaxation soak.
Say I love you without having to say a thing.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
I think this one is called "Blue Steel".
He's at war with our hearts.
Ugh, must be a bunch of them liberal agenda folks.
The mother is a burrito.
This is the stuff nightmares are made of.
He doesn't have a problem, bro, he can stop any time he wants.