CollegeHumor: Luke Simmons http://www.collegehumor.com/user/6815630 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6871179 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6871179/the-7-types-of-best-friends The 7 Types of Best Friends Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:54:22 -0500 __
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Whether you're just going out for a drink, planning a cool trip, or solving horrible murders- a best friend can make any experience more fun. But although you may know who your best friend is- are you aware of exactly what type of BF they are? To help you make the determination here are 7 common types of Best Friends.

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Jan 15th, 1967 – Curtis Johnson holds the first game day bash in his Kansas City home with fans from both teams in the hopes of furthering "the...]]> /article/6864487 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6864487/10-people-more-likely-to-win-your-pool-than-you 10 People More Likely to Win Your Pool Than You Fri, 18 Jan 2013 12:50:01 -0500 There's nothing like a little (or sometimes not so little) wager to spice up the experience of watching the big game. Even if your team never even made it to the playoffs, a pool can give you something to root for… usually a very, very specific something ("Come on field goal and a safety in the next 2 minutes!"). But the sad truth about putting your money down is you're...]]> /article/6865129 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6865129/5-ways-to-gamble-4-million-on-game-day 5 Ways to Gamble $4 Million on Game Day Tue, 22 Jan 2013 11:41:17 -0500 This year 30 seconds of ad time during the big game will run just under a cool 4 million bucks (technically they cost 3.8 million, but you're saving a ton by getting these amazing ideas free of charge). You could say this astronomical price is an investment in the future – but in the end of you're really just betting big that your commercial will pay off, and the price tag makes it by far the biggest gamble of the game. Since the ads sold out in record time, here are some suggestions for less than $4,000,000 that will still get your product plenty of attention!

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While the odds-makers may be hastily recalculating after two upsets and weighing the power of the Flacc-Attack against the cool calm of Matty Ice, the truly insightful will be looking...]]> /article/6863684 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6863684/49er-vs-patriot 49ER vs. PATRIOT! Tue, 15 Jan 2013 23:49:07 -0500

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49ER vs. PATRIOT

While the odds makers may be sizing up the throwing games of Colin "The Kaeped Crusader" Kaepernick and Tom "Mr. Gisel...]]> /article/6863201 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6863201/fancy-cocktails-for-the-big-game FANCY COCKTAILS FOR THE BIG GAME Mon, 14 Jan 2013 02:08:04 -0500 Here are a few options for anyone looking to branch out beyond beer and find exciting new ways to numb the pain of your team's performance!

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While the odds-makers may be sizing up the throwing games of cool calm Matty Ice and Tom "Mr. Gisele" Brady, the truly insightful will be running the n...]]> /article/6863413 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6863413/football-terms-for-people-completely-unfamiliar-with-football FOOTBALL TERMS (For People Completely Unfamiliar with Football) Mon, 14 Jan 2013 20:37:43 -0500
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The Big Game's almost here, and the last thing you want to do is sp...]]> /article/6863686 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6863686/49er-vs-raven 49ER vs. RAVEN! Tue, 15 Jan 2013 23:49:41 -0500
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49er vs. Raven

While the odds makers may be hastily recalculating after the previous week's upset, weighing the power of "The Flacc-Attac...]]> /article/6863583 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6863583/party-penalties Party Penalties Tue, 15 Jan 2013 14:43:27 -0500 You may have an encyclopedic knowledge of football rules- but that doesn't mean you aren't committing some seriously heinous party fouls. Here's a complete list of infractions you may encounter watching the big game.

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Chances the coin toss is heads – 1:1

Over/Under on the length of the National Anthem – 1:42

Odds that you make it to the kickoff before someone stains your new rug – 40:1

Odds that the f...]]> /article/6863658 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6863658/super-foods-for-the-grid-iron-gourmet Super Foods for the Grid Iron Gourmet Tue, 15 Jan 2013 20:15:51 -0500 The Honey Baked Helmet: Hollow out a ham and wear around the party for protection, style, and a delicious aroma.

Game Day Jerky-Jersey: Weave together strips of beef jerky into a mesh top so you can simultaneously show your team pride and keep snacks handy.

The Astro-Surf-N-Turf: Lay out a beautiful, insanely expensive looking spread. Only upon biting into it will your guests realize all items are plastic.

The Two Pork Conversion: A pork tender loin is bound in bacon creating a football shaped pork-projectile, redefining excellence in pigskin.

The Vince Heart-Stoppy Trophy: Truly the food of champions.

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As any die-hard comic fan knows, there are literally multiple universes out there chock-full of costumed crime-fighters and highly advanced beings. But just remember this: even super human powers aren't a guarantee against total and utter failure. Here's the proof…

Nick Fury (as portrayed by David Hasselhoff)

When Marvel announced that the brooding military man and head of S.H.I.E.L.D would be portrayed by Samuel L. Jackson, some fans expressed shock at the casting choice! Throughout the years the comics had made it clear time and again that Nick Fury's primary attributes were unquestionably his eye patch, and that embarrassing incident when he was videotaped drunkenly eating a hamburger off of the floor. Obviously, the shocked fans argued, there could be no more perfect casting choice than the Hoff. Unfortunately they already tried that in a 1998 made for TV movie, and while the man is undisputedly the king of theslow motion run through crashing surf, his take on the gruff comic commando stunk worse than the Baywatch beach at low tide.


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  1. Mr. Mystery
  2. Wander Woman
  3. Maid of Honor
  4. Captain South A...]]> /article/6818076 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6818076/6-types-of-office-pranks 6 Types of Office Pranks Tue, 28 Aug 2012 18:38:35 -0400 Everyone knows that around the office little pranks can lead to big laughs, but as you're planning your prank the primary point you need to consider is which type is best suited for the particular target you have in mind. Below we've outlined the top prank types to give you a head start in your planning.

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    STEP 1: CHOOSE THE TARGET
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