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...]]> /article/6851390 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6851390/memo-regarding-fro-yo-sampling-guidelines Tue, 27 Nov 2012 01:05:57 -0500

Dear Fro-Yo Sample Consultants,

As your Fro-Yo Sample Manager, please allow this memo to serve as a final warning: all customers visiting our frozen yogurt establishment must sample each and every one of our four-hundred flavors of fro-yo per visit. Yes, you heard me correctly: that's PER VISIT. Failure to provide customers with adequate fro-yo flavor sampling may result in a demotion, termination, or worse.

...]]> /article/6827737 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6827737/tweeting-a-dead-horse Mon, 24 Sep 2012 15:01:14 -0400

in shock at what just happened, instagram coming soon #WTF

yes to all @ replies , that's a dead horse on the hood of my car

be careful,...]]>