Patrick

About Me: Uh ... no.
Member Since: September 5th, 2006

Website: www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

"Man, you got to melon out a little. Just go with the flow."

picture "Man, you got to melon out a little. Just go with the flow."

"Good thing we had pork chops last night. Piglet always ruins the shot."

picture "Good thing we had pork chops last night. Piglet always ruins the shot."

We've already got a million realities shows about boring humans. Let's think outside the box DIRECTV!

picture We've already got a million realities shows about boring humans. Let's think outside the box DIRECTV!

"A wrecking ball and bulldozer are coming my way! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO."

picture "A wrecking ball and bulldozer are coming my way! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO."

This picture is worth 1000 words, but only 2 come to mind - OH SH*T

picture This picture is worth 1000 words, but only 2 come to mind - OH SH*T

Dinner for one in Zimbabwe.

picture Dinner for one in Zimbabwe.

You think you know an obnoxious Misfits fan?

picture You think you know an obnoxious Misfits fan?

Seen at Bonnaroo. If people going to music festivals aren't paying for CDs, who do they expect to?

picture Seen at Bonnaroo. If people going to music festivals aren't paying for CDs, who do they expect to?

It's just a trick, there's actually a guy sticking his head through a hole in the table.

picture It's just a trick, there's actually a guy sticking his head through a hole in the table.

"Well, are you just going to stare at me looking like an utter buffoon or say something?"

picture "Well, are you just going to stare at me looking like an utter buffoon or say something?"

I love trashy romance novels.

picture I love trashy romance novels.

If this happens in beer pong, your opponents drink the remaining cups and you win.

picture If this happens in beer pong, your opponents drink the remaining cups and you win.

I really should start washing my hands after going to the bathroom.

picture I really should start washing my hands after going to the bathroom.

A face that could melt an icicle.

picture A face that could melt an icicle.

picture Snow-verfield.

Recently uncovered pictures of Hitler as a baby.

picture Recently uncovered pictures of Hitler as a baby.

picture Now play dead!

Everything is perfect about this picture. Especially the sneakers.

picture Everything is perfect about this picture. Especially the sneakers.

Why pay to send your kid to fat camp when there's this?

picture Why pay to send your kid to fat camp when there's this?

This is on the dog's MySpace.

picture This is on the dog's MySpace.

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