Quote from indie band you've never heard of to make me feel superior.
Initials of my best friends, referencing them only as "my lovelies."
Inspirational quote, followed by statement that well behaved women rarely make history. Both quotes credited to wrong people.
Random percentage of random group participate in random act. Placement of statement in profile to signify that I do not.
Placement of statement to signify that I know someone who has died either from a horrible disease or a hilarious major-turned-joke.
Place cursor between brackets. Press F2. Instantly become christian.
Alt and random number pressed to create a picture within the text. Perhaps a school bus? Maybe a palm tree suits your fancy.
Personal message in differentiating colors with random significant date attached at end.