Geoffrey Asmus

Comedian who doesn't masturbate. Instead I read Wikipedia. A LOT. Follow me on Twitter @filthyson to see how that's going.

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    13 Handy Pick-Up Lines To Use on Tinder

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    21 Clever Tweets That Will Make You Laugh

  • 15 Punderful Tweets That Will Have You in Tears

    15 Punderful Tweets That Will Have You in Tears

  • 17 Thoughts That Will Speak to Pet Owners

    17 Thoughts That Will Speak to Pet Owners

  • 21 Absolute Truths About Drugs & Alcohol

    21 Absolute Truths About Drugs & Alcohol

  • 24 Accurate Observations About Food

    24 Accurate Observations About Food

  • 25 Irrefutable Truths About Dating and Relationships

    25 Irrefutable Truths About Dating and Relationships

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    13 Pick-Up Lines to Stand Out on Tinder

  • 10 Sayings to Make You King of Any Super Bowl Party

    10 Sayings to Make You King of Any Super Bowl Party

  • The 14 Most Practical Ways to Deal with Student Loans

    The 14 Most Practical Ways to Deal with Student Loans

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    11 More Accurate Responses to Facebook Events

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