Hobbes

About Me: I'm not a jerk
Member Since: September 6th, 2006

Hundreds come to protest global warming.

picture Hundreds come to protest global warming.

I can't wait 'til someone nails him with a blue shell.

picture I can't wait 'til someone nails him with a blue shell.

I feel bad for their future children.

picture I feel bad for their future children.

"My friend thinks her butt is amazing. I told her we should lets the interwebz be the judge. JUDGE INTERNETZ, JUDGE!"

picture "My friend thinks her butt is amazing. I told her we should lets the interwebz be the judge. JUDGE INTERNETZ, JUDGE!"

Does sideboob count?

picture Does sideboob count?

That sounds like one hell of a church.

picture That sounds like one hell of a church.

"This is my friend's Mom..."

picture "This is my friend's Mom..."

Note: This is not as effective in North Korea.

picture Note: This is not as effective in North Korea.

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: God has a nice little perch to gaze from.

picture If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: God has a nice little perch to gaze from.

You didn't let me answer!

picture You didn't let me answer!

Well, we won't know anything until my patented squeeze test is carried out. Multiple times. Over the course of a week.

picture Well, we won't know anything until my patented squeeze test is carried out. Multiple times. Over the course of a week.

Sadly, the spill of precious Hayden Panettieres has been grossly overlooked thanks to the BP disaster.

picture Sadly, the spill of precious Hayden Panettieres has been grossly overlooked thanks to the BP disaster.

Sadly, the spill of precious Hayden Panettieres has been grossly overlooked thanks to the BP disaster.

picture Sadly, the spill of precious Hayden Panettieres has been grossly overlooked thanks to the BP disaster.

If you're reading this, you're doing the wrong thing.

picture If you're reading this, you're doing the wrong thing.

A shot from Beyonce's upcoming video "All the Ginger Ladies."

picture A shot from Beyonce's upcoming video "All the Ginger Ladies."

It's been a slow news century.

picture It's been a slow news century.

Some unfinished business. The beak only does so much damage.

picture Some unfinished business. The beak only does so much damage.

Mm, nice and big and round. Just gotta love those sunglasses on girls.

picture Mm, nice and big and round. Just gotta love those sunglasses on girls.

Everything is perfect about this picture. Especially the sneakers.

picture Everything is perfect about this picture. Especially the sneakers.

If we panned out you'd see 3 other girls making the letters M, C, and A.

picture If we panned out you'd see 3 other girls making the letters M, C, and A.

12 3 4 5 6 7 8…43 Next

Newsletter Weekly Roundup

The best CollegeHumor content delivered directly to your face!

Enter your email to receive a weekly newsletter of the best videos, girls, and more.

RSS Subscribe

RSS

Friends BFF

© 2012 Connected Ventures, LLC. All rights reserved. | Brought to to you by CollegeHumor