Matt Z

Matt Z

About Me
I have two arms, a head, and two legs. I've perfected the art of designing and engineering with the ever-pleasant drunk-over from the night before. Engineering a number of the things you might encounter on a daily basis. Perhaps a number of things that you depend on quite frequently that may potentially ensure your daily safety. And i do it all while lacking clarity, rationale, or sobriety. Think about that for a while.
Member Since
September 6th, 2006
Website
http://www.myspace.com/mzankey
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