Matt

Matt

About Me

Smart, handsome, and funny

Member Since

September 6th, 2006

Website

http://menstrom.tumblr.com/

Contributions

Mel Kiper Jr. Evaluates Ten-Year-Olds

Article Mel Kiper Jr. Evaluates Ten-Year-Olds

Pick-up Lines For the Hopeless Discovery Channel Addict

Article Pick-up Lines For the Hopeless Discovery Channel Addict

I'm Blue (Da Ba De Da)

Article I'm Blue (Da Ba De Da)

Picture Whasssssssssup

For a Good Time Call

Article For a Good Time Call

Titles of Well-Known Books With One Word Replaced By "Douche"

Article Titles of Well-Known Books With One Word Replaced By "Douche"

Names of 1950s Rock and Roll Icons If They Were Rappers

Article Names of 1950s Rock and Roll Icons If They Were Rappers

A Conversation Between A Tongue and A Penis

Article A Conversation Between A Tongue and A Penis

Matt Presents...

Article Matt Presents...

An Open Letter to Streeter Seidell

Article An Open Letter to Streeter Seidell

Are You F*cking Retarded?

Article Are You F*cking Retarded?

Re: Re: Accidental Plagiarism: An Open Letter to Thomas Murray

Article Re: Re: Accidental Plagiarism: An Open Letter to Thomas Murray

NFC East Heavyweights Square Off TSB Style

Article NFC East Heavyweights Square Off TSB Style

My Top Five States

Article My Top Five States

Taken Out of Context

Article Taken Out of Context

The Morning After: 30 Rock

Article The Morning After: 30 Rock

Kurt Vonnegut is Dead

Article Kurt Vonnegut is Dead

If you really must know...

Article If you really must know...

CH Interviews: GaTekChiclet

Article CH Interviews: GaTekChiclet

The Poor Man's Guide to CollegeHumor

Article The Poor Man's Guide to CollegeHumor

Spank Bank Graveyard

Article Spank Bank Graveyard

A Conversation With My Brother... Via Text Messaging

Article A Conversation With My Brother... Via Text Messaging

Which Awareness Ribbon Are You?

Article Which Awareness Ribbon Are You?

8 Things I Think I Think

Article 8 Things I Think I Think