Chet Steadman

Chet Steadman

About Me
I was born in the eleventh month of the year, 28 days after it began, 14 years before the turn of the 20th century, with an incorrigible liking for arithmetic and an incurable dislike for clarity that hasn’t quite left me yet. I live in a city that is at the same distance from either significant side of the country, where the temperature is five less than half of the boiling point of water in the Celsius scale in summer. I am learning that field of science that involves abstract concepts devised by jerks that thought they had great applications in practical situations, making this world confusingly deterministic. There are as many people in my family as vertices in a square, including me, and as many men as diagonals in the same figure. We don’t however bisect each other at home.
Member Since
March 11th, 2007
Roadkill's Been Getting Larger Lately picture Roadkill's Been Getting Larger Lately

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| 1 comment | September 17, 2007
Party at Nig's tonight picture Party at Nig's tonight

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| Be the first to comment! | September 05, 2007
Remember the hot pole vaulter? Check out the cuntmuscle she's dating. picture Remember the hot pole vaulter? Check out the cuntmuscle she's dating.

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| 1 comment | June 07, 2007
The Republican NH Debate in a Nutshell article The Republican NH Debate in a Nutshell

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| Be the first to comment! | June 06, 2007
Before R. Kelly and even before Michael Jackson there was: John Bult picture Before R. Kelly and even before Michael Jackson there was: John Bult

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| Be the first to comment! | May 22, 2007
Behold: Emo is born. picture Behold: Emo is born.

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Not your typical playmates. picture Not your typical playmates.

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This is why the 80's scare me. picture This is why the 80's scare me.

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| Be the first to comment! | May 22, 2007
Ladies and Gentlemen, I Present Manowar: 80's British Power Metal Band picture Ladies and Gentlemen, I Present Manowar: 80's British Power Metal Band

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| 1 comment | May 22, 2007
Jager Panty Stonehenge picture Jager Panty Stonehenge

I walked into my lounge one morning and found a pair of panties artistically surrounded by empty Jager bottles. Looks like someone had a pretty good night.

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| 4 comments | April 28, 2007
Nothing like a good old happy beer! picture Nothing like a good old happy beer!

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| Be the first to comment! | April 28, 2007
The roller coaster was so scary, it turned them Asian. picture The roller coaster was so scary, it turned them Asian.

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| 28 comments | April 27, 2007
Let me holla atcha! Holla Holla Holla Holla Holla! picture Let me holla atcha! Holla Holla Holla Holla Holla!

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| 1 comment | April 23, 2007
Mom Look what I Found picture Mom Look what I Found

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| 2 comments | April 23, 2007
Probably Bob Saget's Philosophy on Life picture Probably Bob Saget's Philosophy on Life

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| Be the first to comment! | April 15, 2007
More proof that people in California need to up the rehab picture More proof that people in California need to up the rehab

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| Be the first to comment! | April 08, 2007