Katy Perry

Member Since: September 6th, 2006

Commented on Tuesday, August 24th 2010

Jake and Amir: Icing

Originals Jake and Amir: Icing

Formal means the way you dress, not the way you act.

picture Formal means the way you dress, not the way you act.

"A hive of bees infested a DC fire hydrant. The bees are pretty cool but if you look you can see a woman scratching her ass in the background."

picture "A hive of bees infested a DC fire hydrant. The bees are pretty cool but if you look you can see a woman scratching her ass in the background."

That time of the moth again.

picture That time of the moth again.

"Mom, please stop crying."

picture "Mom, please stop crying."

"Mom, please stop crying."

picture "Mom, please stop crying."

I wish I was a tiny gnome so I could ski down it.

picture I wish I was a tiny gnome so I could ski down it.

Happy Thong Thursday. Do you really care what day it is?

picture Happy Thong Thursday. Do you really care what day it is?

Fuck you McDonalds, sauce should be free.

picture Fuck you McDonalds, sauce should be free.

Somebody didn't get the memo.

picture Somebody didn't get the memo.

Keep driving, I only eat pizza with lead.

picture Keep driving, I only eat pizza with lead.

EEGAH-ta see this movie.

picture EEGAH-ta see this movie.

"I had to buy it and it was really good. Chocolate covered crispies and peanuts."

picture "I had to buy it and it was really good. Chocolate covered crispies and peanuts."

Yield to that feeling.

picture Yield to that feeling.

I regret nothing!

picture I regret nothing!

Conveniently built next to the world's largest urinal!

picture Conveniently built next to the world's largest urinal!

Commented on Friday, April 13th 2007

Official Shame Scale

article Official Shame Scale

by Amir Blumenfeld on April 11, 2007

Safety rule #1 - never stick anything metal, or your baby, in the electric socket.

picture Safety rule #1 - never stick anything metal, or your baby, in the electric socket.

If you go to In-N-Out Burger and demand anything up to a 250x250, they are legally required to give it to you.

picture If you go to In-N-Out Burger and demand anything up to a 250x250, they are legally required to give it to you.

I'll have a you. Make it a triple, and garnish with a lime.

picture I'll have a you. Make it a triple, and garnish with a lime.

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