Katy Perry

Katy Perry

Member Since
September 6th, 2006
I'll have a you. Make it a triple, and garnish with a lime. picture I'll have a you. Make it a triple, and garnish with a lime.
"This table has two games going on at once with sunken cup holes, two twenty inch flat screens, two beer taps supplied by the keggerator under the table, and a built in stereo system." picture "This table has two games going on at once with sunken cup holes, two twenty inch flat screens, two beer taps supplied by the keggerator under the table, and a built in stereo system."
"This table has two games going on at once with sunken cup holes, two twenty inch flat screens, two beer taps supplied by the keggerator under the table, and a built in stereo system." picture "This table has two games going on at once with sunken cup holes, two twenty inch flat screens, two beer taps supplied by the keggerator under the table, and a built in stereo system."
"Turns out you CAN have too much green beer on St. Patrick's Day. This is real- trust me, I'm gonna be a doctor." That doesn't explain the orange glow affect on the rim... picture "Turns out you CAN have too much green beer on St. Patrick's Day. This is real- trust me, I'm gonna be a doctor." That doesn't explain the orange glow affect on the rim...
Boobs-eye-view picture Boobs-eye-view
"A friend was missing for an hour before we discovered him in a 6x6 room with locked doors on both sides." picture "A friend was missing for an hour before we discovered him in a 6x6 room with locked doors on both sides."
'All night boobies!" picture 'All night boobies!"
You haven't been cheating? Then how do you explain this bottle cap I found in your pocket when I was doing laundry? picture You haven't been cheating? Then how do you explain this bottle cap I found in your pocket when I was doing laundry?
"Here's a penny, keep the change." picture "Here's a penny, keep the change."
Girls know how to operate motorboats too. picture Girls know how to operate motorboats too.
Commented on Wednesday, March 21st 2007
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Commented on Wednesday, March 14th 2007
Tossing Acid video Tossing Acid
"By the time I saw the sign, it was too late..." picture "By the time I saw the sign, it was too late..."
I like to imagine that he was covered with babies, but he just gathered up enough strength to explode out of them. picture I like to imagine that he was covered with babies, but he just gathered up enough strength to explode out of them.
Oh, that's a misprint. It should say "Restaurants-Jewish," not "Restaurants-Bagels." picture Oh, that's a misprint. It should say "Restaurants-Jewish," not "Restaurants-Bagels."
Oh, that's a misprint. It should say "Restaurants-Jewish," not "Restaurants-Bagels." picture Oh, that's a misprint. It should say "Restaurants-Jewish," not "Restaurants-Bagels."
It takes an ace napper to sleep on the job, on a runway. picture It takes an ace napper to sleep on the job, on a runway.
Every good snowman needs a magical hat. picture Every good snowman needs a magical hat.
Beer pong and pro wrestling are the only two sports where distractions are legal. picture Beer pong and pro wrestling are the only two sports where distractions are legal.
Commented on Tuesday, March 13th 2007
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