Katy Perry

Member Since: September 6th, 2006

Commented on Tuesday, January 23rd 2007

Dickhead Professor Corrects Your Childhood Love Letter

article Dickhead Professor Corrects Your Childhood Love Letter

by Dickhead Professor on January 23, 2007

Flava-Flav shops at Wal-Mart?

picture Flava-Flav shops at Wal-Mart?

"With Jack Bauer returning from China, it was only right to bake him a cake..."

picture "With Jack Bauer returning from China, it was only right to bake him a cake..."

"My friends and I were in a local porn shop killing time and saw this guy. Pic was taken with my phone, but a look at the titles across the bottom will confirm it's a porn shop, and this guy has his baby there." Yeah right, killing time.

picture "My friends and I were in a local porn shop killing time and saw this guy. Pic was taken with my phone, but a look at the titles across the bottom will confirm it's a porn shop, and this guy has his baby there." Yeah right, killing time.

Wait, you got that one right and the one below it wrong?

picture Wait, you got that one right and the one below it wrong?

The items were piled on him starting from least to most religious.

picture The items were piled on him starting from least to most religious.

Step 2 of the prank, set the dorm on fire.

picture Step 2 of the prank, set the dorm on fire.

Hey sir, do you have a second? Can you take our picture?

picture Hey sir, do you have a second? Can you take our picture?

Then again, so will Jesus.

picture Then again, so will Jesus.

Don't make me drunk.. you don't like me when I'm drunk.

picture Don't make me drunk.. you don't like me when I'm drunk.

This tattoo of Beetlejuice's head is life-sized.

picture This tattoo of Beetlejuice's head is life-sized.

If she shoots you, at least you'll see some boobies before you die.

picture If she shoots you, at least you'll see some boobies before you die.

I have a feeling Ohio State knew they were going to lose...

picture I have a feeling Ohio State knew they were going to lose...

Japan can even make a no smoking sign nonsensical.

picture Japan can even make a no smoking sign nonsensical.

Ooooh a shake. Yeah, I think I will try that.

picture Ooooh a shake. Yeah, I think I will try that.

Diddy Kong grows up and goes to college.

picture Diddy Kong grows up and goes to college.

WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUPPPPPPPPP

picture WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUPPPPPPPPP

WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUPPPPPPPPP

picture WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUPPPPPPPPP

Hey, you're blocking my tan, asshole

picture Hey, you're blocking my tan, asshole

The bikini competition is Brazil's national sport.

picture The bikini competition is Brazil's national sport.

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