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Thu, 24 May 2012 17:09:53 -0400

Dog Sleep-Runs into Wall

I didn't even know dogs dreamed before this video. Now I know they dream. They sleep walk. They sleep run into walls. And they can be confused and embarrassed at the same time. I can't watch this video without laughing.

<article> <h1>8 Things the Internet Ruined</h1> <p>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 02:46:28 -0500</p> <p>The Internet is amazing! It gave us the ability to get food delivered without having to talk to another human being on the phone. Also, a bunch of other stuff. But all progress comes with a price. These are the things we've lost to this new, technologically advanced future world we live in.</p> <p><div class="media"><div class="embed center">... </article> <article> <h1>10 Ways to Make the Internet Better</h1> <p>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 20:39:43 -0500</p> <h2>1. Age on Comments <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6660690/10-ways-to-make-the-internet-better"><div class="media"><div class="embed center"></div></div></a></h2> <p>Internet comments are the worst. If you so much as scroll below a Youtube video, you're just asking to see a wasteland of homophobic slurs and verbal venom. It'd be nice to have some perspective on the people vomiting garbage out of their keyboards. For example, if I saw a 14-year-old kid call someone a faggot in real life, I would think it was sad, but I'd realize that he didn't know better. I'd understand that he did not yet have a sense of empathy, and that he'd probably grow out of it. Most nasty Internet commenters are 14. If I knew that when looking at a page, I could dismiss them like I would in real life. If the commenter was 60, I'd know they were just a bitter, racist old person. If they were in there 20s, I'd know they were just an ignorant asshole. For some reason, that makes it all seem better. It's the not knowing that makes it depressing. Seeing the age of commenters would make it possible to look at the Internet without feeling worse about the human race.</p> <p><br />... </article> <article> <h1>Halloween: Then and Now</h1> <p>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:31:00 -0400</p> <p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6635487/halloween-then-and-now"><div class="media"><div class="embed center"></div></div></a></p> <p><div class="media"><div class="embed center">... </article> <article> <h1>The Most Epic Chair Video</h1> <p>Sun, 02 Oct 2011 18:03:08 -0400</p> Solid wood, natural finish, cushion-top chair TO THE EXTREME! </article> <article> <h1>Life: Then and Now</h1> <p>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 06:40:00 -0400</p> <p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6605336/life-then-and-now"><div class="media"><div class="embed center"></div></div></a></p> <p><div class="media"><div class="embed center">... </article> <article> <h1>Off-Campus Brochure</h1> <p>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 05:06:36 -0400</p> <p>"<div class="media"><div class="embed center"></div></div>":http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6598901/off-campus-brochure</p> <div class="media"><div class="embed center">... </article> <article> <h1>7 Vacation Posters for Drugs</h1> <p>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 19:03:57 -0400</p> <div class="media"><div class="embed center"></div></div> <div class="media"><div class="embed center"></div></div> <div class="media"><div class="embed center">... </article> <article> <h1>10 Reasons Why Bear Week Would Be Better Than Shark Week</h1> <p>Sun, 31 Jul 2011 04:19:38 -0400</p> <div class="media"><div class="embed center"></div></div> <p><div class="media"><div class="embed center"></div></div>Since 2000, bears have been responsible for 34 human deaths in North America. Sharks have only been responsible for 13, and some of those are debatable. Eric Reichard's death is included in that statistic, but, officially, he drowned after his diving regulator fell out of his mouth during a fight with a shark. There's a difference. Surfer Courtney Marcher is listed as a shark death, but there's no hard evidence and she had a history of epilepsy. Every person that was killed by a bear was killed by a bear. Bear's don't get assists from the ocean.</p> <p>Obviously, it takes more than efficient human-eating to make for a great week of television. Bears aren't even the number-one human killers. Mosquitoes take that trophy. Even deer kill more humans per year than bears and sharks, simply by wandering into traffic. Maybe you could get a malaria special or highway dangers documentary out of that, but I'm already bored. I want Discovery Channel shows about an animal that is both murderous and adorable. I want Bear Week.</p> <p><div class="media"><div class="embed center">... </article> <article> <h1>8 More iPhone Apps I Wish Existed</h1> <p>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 17:38:09 -0400</p> <div class="media"><div class="embed center"></div></div> <div class="media"><div class="embed center"></div></div> <div class="media"><div class="embed center">... </article> <article> <h1>The 11 People You See at the Beach</h1> <p>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 17:50:07 -0400</p> <div class="media"><div class="embed center"></div></div> <p>No, that's not a coat rack. There is a human being under all that fabric. This guy doesn't love the beach. He thinks the beach is a relaxing place to read if it's not too crowded. You can usually find him on top of a towel and underneath an umbrella, that is, if you don't mistake him for a pile of dirty laundry. He's basically a lump that gets in the way of your football game. You don't want him there. He doesn't even want himself there. No one has even seen The Overdresser's skin, but rumor has it that it's brighter than the sun.</p> <div class="media"><div class="embed center">... </article> <article> <h1>Honest Rules for 5 Leisure Sports</h1> <p>Tue, 05 Jul 2011 16:30:12 -0400</p> <p>"<div class="media"><div class="embed center"></div></div>":http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6558180/honest-rules-for-5-leisure-sports</p> <div class="media"><div class="embed center">... </article> <article> <h1>5 Ways to Break Up with Your Girlfriend Without Hurting Her Feelings</h1> <p>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 17:16:48 -0400</p> <p><em>Breaking up with someone is the worst. They get all sad and start crying. Then they're like, "But I thought you loved me." Awkward! Who wants to deal with that? Not me. Here are five fool-proof ways to kick someone out of your life without having to watch them turn into an emotional wreck. Note: Although these all say "girlfriend," they're sure to work on boys, too.</em><br />... </article> <article> <h1>Those Hot Topic Shirts Are Getting Desperate</h1> <p>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 17:15:26 -0400</p> <p>"<div class="media"><div class="embed center"></div></div><br /> <div class="media"><div class="embed center"></div></div>":http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6535677/those-hot-topic-shirts-are-getting-desperate</p> <div class="media"><div class="embed center">... </article> <article> <h1>The Dorklyst: The 9 Most Popular Types of Flash Games</h1> <p>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:27:47 -0400</p> <p><div class="media"><div class="embed center"></div></div><br /> <br /> <br /> </p> <p>Flash games exist in a strange world. Anyone can make them. They're not bound by big budgets or proven formulas like their console cousins. Any motivated programmer or 14-year-old kid can make a game and get it featured on Newgrounds if it's good enough. Any time someone has a novel gameplay idea, everyone else wants to put their spin on it. As a result, some weird genres emerged. XBox games come in clear, simple genres like "sports" and "shooters," but flash genres are more along the lines of "games where you fling things with your mouse." 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