dave

About Me: dave is not a jerk!

go cubs :)
Member Since: September 6th, 2006

Website: http://uillinois.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1930141

"Look at this photograph. Everytime I do it makes me laugh too, but let's be serious for a second. Are these the suspects, kid? Did you actually see Nickelback leaving your dorm?"

picture "Look at this photograph. Everytime I do it makes me laugh too, but let's be serious for a second. Are these the suspects, kid? Did you actually see Nickelback leaving your dorm?"

Swine flu? More like swine wade down the river until you pass out from dehydration, die, then leave your rotting carcass for the vultures, Piglet.

picture Swine flu? More like swine wade down the river until you pass out from dehydration, die, then leave your rotting carcass for the vultures, Piglet.

The key demographic for buyers is angry white people.

picture The key demographic for buyers is angry white people.

Basketball Hoop

picture Basketball Hoop

Oh look, a sailboat.

picture Oh look, a sailboat.

This is the worst truth that any child can learn. Even worse than Santa Clause.

picture This is the worst truth that any child can learn. Even worse than Santa Clause.

He seems like a fun guy, so I hope he's j/k.

picture He seems like a fun guy, so I hope he's j/k.

Omnivores keep on keeping on.

picture Omnivores keep on keeping on.

I've never wanted to be a filthy rat more in my life.

picture I've never wanted to be a filthy rat more in my life.

Who needs Omegle when you've got AT&T?

picture Who needs Omegle when you've got AT&T?

Can we get a courtesy flush, Red?

picture Can we get a courtesy flush, Red?

At least he's not looking in the other direction. Specifically at something red.

picture At least he's not looking in the other direction. Specifically at something red.

"Just close your eyes and do what you need to do before we're both dead" - said the mother to the father.

picture "Just close your eyes and do what you need to do before we're both dead" - said the mother to the father.

There's nothing more goth than holding the handicap bathroom bar at a Wendys.

picture There's nothing more goth than holding the handicap bathroom bar at a Wendys.

hotlink Ruin a Game: I don't need to give instructions on this one. You guys can handle it

73rd time's the charm.

picture 73rd time's the charm.

Awwww! I want a puppy sooo bad!

picture Awwww! I want a puppy sooo bad!

A cake recreation of THE BEST NIGHT EVER.

picture A cake recreation of THE BEST NIGHT EVER.

Jesus Christ, boy! What did you eat!?

picture Jesus Christ, boy! What did you eat!?

A glimpse of Hell.

picture A glimpse of Hell.

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