CollegeHumor: Happy Happy Happy Man http://www.collegehumor.com/user/77544 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/3770108 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3770108/whether-you-read-an-article-and-what-it-says-about-you Whether You Read an Article and What it Says About You Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:22:05 -0500 You read the article

You either found it interesting, or you just had nothing better to do. Either way, you are literate and I respect that.



You didn't read the article

This really says nothing significant about you.

]]> /article/3454437 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3454437/daves-speech-impediment Dave's Speech Impediment Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:03:21 -0400 Dave: Hey… Janet?


Janet: Yes, Dave?


Dave: Do you think you can let me know when Steph makes it into the office this morning? I… have something for her.


Janet: Um, sure thing, Dave. How would you like to be contacted?


Dave: Oh, here, let me give you my… extension.
...]]> /picture/3385692 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3385692/h-list-celeb-lookalike H-List Celeb Lookalike Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:49:16 -0400 /picture/3385528 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3385528/professor-astley-will-this-be-on-the-final Professor Astley, will this be on the final? Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:05:51 -0400 /article/3344061 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3344061/collegehumor-quiz-how-lonely-are-you CollegeHumor Quiz: How Lonely Are You? Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:03:23 -0400 1. Did you click the link to see Crystal's MySpace again?

a) Yes (4 points)

b) No (0 points)


2. Was it to see if she had more pictures?

a) Yes (3 points)

b) Noooooo… (4 points)

c) No (0 points)


3. Is Jessica hot or what?

a) Fuck yeah! (4 points)
...]]> /article/3324488 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3324488/cybering-with-eliza Cybering with ELIZA Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:11:46 -0400 I was feeling a little frisky the other day, but no one wanted to cyber! OH NOES! LOL fortunately I always have ELIZA, this chick I know. Her dad died a couple weeks ago but it's cool. I was careful not to bring it up.
...]]> /article/3289522 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3289522/before-they-were-famous-poets Before They Were Famous: Poets Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:03:43 -0500



Death

by Emily Dickinson, 16

Because I could not stop for Death

He kindly stopped for me

The Carriage held but just Ourselves
...]]> /article/3224747 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3224747/idiots-guide-to-the-ccgotd Idiot's Guide to the CCGotD Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:00:01 -0500 Here's a handy guide for those of you having trouble judging the Cute College Girl of the Day:


1. By how many letters has her name been "uniquified"?

a) 0 [ex: Lauren] (4 points)

b) 1 [ex: Lauryn] (2 points)

c) 2 [ex: Laurynn] (0 points)

d) 3 [ex: Jimbo] (-2 points)


2. What celebrity does she most resemble?
...]]> /picture/3172872 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3172872/rogue-for-sale Rogue for Sale Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:45:34 -0500 /article/3073479 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3073479/touch-my-butt Touch My Butt Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:13:05 -0500 As a follow up to my old article, "Tear My Heart Open…", I've compiled a list of some of my favorite quotes with the word "heart" replaced with "butt".


Song Titles/Quotes:

Take A Little Piece Of My Butt – Janis Joplin

...]]> /article/3056292 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3056292/casting-epic-guitar-battle-o-rama Casting: Epic Guitar Battle-o-rama Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:33:55 -0500 Alright, hear me out guys: let's make a movie about some of the most epic guitarists battling it out in an epic battle of epic proportions. How epic would that be, right? Fucking epic. Anyway, here's the cast I had in mind:



Herman Li and Sam Totman of Dragonforce:
...]]> /article/3033809 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3033809/if-wikipedia-were-a-perverted-dude If Wikipedia Were A Perverted Dude Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:16:21 -0400 Girl: Hey, Wiki.


Wiki: Welcome to Wikipedia! Can I have some money?


Girl: Haha, you're so weird. You're great to talk to when I'm bored.


Wiki: I bet you didn't know I speak Banyumasan…


Girl: Actually yeah, I think you said that last time—
...]]> /article/2983202 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2983202/astronomers-pickup-lines-by-bac Astronomer's Pickup Lines, By BAC Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:25:59 -0400




.01 – Your beauty is as rare as a Venus eclipse


.02 – What's the name of THIS heavenly body?

...]]> /video/2946067 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/2946067/air-taiko-drum-prodigy Air Taiko Drum Prodigy Thu, 27 Sep 2007 22:22:01 -0400 /article/2928901 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2928901/hierarchy-of-cracking-joints Hierarchy of Cracking Joints Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:08:41 -0400

Level 0: "Eeeeeww!"



"Eeeeew! Stopitstopitstopit! Ugh, you know, I heard cracking your knuckles like that is eventually going to give you that disease… arthrighteous or boneitis or whatever. I read it in Cosmo or something. Ugh, just stop it, okay? I mean, seriously, c'mon. Please?"
...]]> /picture/2866681 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/2866681 Untitled 15 Wed, 29 Aug 2007 20:47:49 -0400 /article/2867169 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2867169/phrases-misheard-by-a-sexually-confused-male Phrases Misheard by a Sexually Confused Male Thu, 30 Aug 2007 00:11:44 -0400 5. "That dress looks becoming on you. Of course, if I were wearing that dress I'd be coming too."


4. "One man's junk is another man's treasure."


3. "Never leave a man's behind!"


2. "Call me a sh'male."


1. "'Scuse me while I ki...]]> /article/2725650 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2725650/particularly-nerdy-thoughts-while-looking-at-chs-banner-ads Particularly Nerdy Thoughts While Looking at CH's Banner Ads Wed, 22 Aug 2007 23:21:12 -0400

Wow, I love a girl who appreciates my location. I wonder how proud the guy is who figured out the code for this.


...]]> /picture/2531649 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/2531649/definition-of-facebook-friend Definition of "Facebook Friend" Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:00:20 -0400 /article/2376162 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2376162/life-with-lolcat Life With LOLcat Sun, 12 Aug 2007 00:30:22 -0400


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