Debunking Marijuana Myths
Myth #1: Marijuana makes you apatheic and unmotivated. Some say that people who smoke marijuana can never finish anything that they start, but
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Jake Christie
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Jake Christie writes for various places, like CollegeHumor, Yankee Pot Roast, Points in Case, and a place to stay where he won't get arrested.
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Not Gonna Lie, I'm Baked
(MR. HASKINS and the BOARD OF DIRECTORS sit around a conference table. STEVENS enters.) MR. HASKINS: Stevens, thank you for coming in. STEVENS: No, man, thank you. MR. HASKINS: Well, have a seat. W …
Unexpected Unicorn Moments
Man on Street: Wow, a unicorn! This is the most magical day ever!Unicorn: Give me all of your money.Husband: Honey, what is that? Oh my God, is that a unicorn? That's unbelievable! We're goi …
Cute College Cat of the Week: Miss Fluffers
Name: Miss Fluffers Age: 1School: Kimberly's ApartmentHometown: The Pet ShelterMajor: String TheoryFavorite Drink: MilkIf I'm trying to get with you, what should I do?Meow.What should I avoi …
Stoned / Drunk / Robots
You go to class… Stoned Drunk In a World Ruled by Robots …and macroeconomics is suddenly the most interesting thing in the world. Furthe …
Things That Have Changed About My Old Friends Since Last Winter Break
Hair Style of dress Favorite music The desire to beat them in the face with a tire iron while they scream for mercy; mercy that will never come That one kid got glasses Weight
Not Gonna Lie, I'm Baked
(Students are packed into a large lecture hall, chatting nervously with each other. PROFESSOR DAVIS enters.)PROFESSOR DAVIS: What's up?(He sets down his briefcase and takes out a stack of TESTS.) …
Bad SNL Sketch Template
Popular Cable Television Show Parody(Open on a very expensive re-creation of the set for a popular cable television show.)Female Cast Member: Totally over-the-top impression which may draw attention a …
