Oswald Cobblepot

Oswald Cobblepot would've legalized it, his last name is CobblePOT!

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There's nothing to fear, except this dude.

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This here is Magugu. For 15 cents, 15 little pennies a month, you can get him a REAL iPhone.

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Get Me In Your Belly!!

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Thats me. The girl is this girl I've had a huge crush on since about high school and still manage to keep in contact with. the last one is my dad. thanks a lot, dad, you're getting unfriended.

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He really brings in that "super powered psycho killer" demographic to the site.

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If I could somehow sum up how this happened, I would. But you wouldn't believe me anyways. Let's just say it involved an aerosol can that had been sitting in the sun all day and turned into a super rocket of doom. If you look carefully enough you can see

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When the ride finally stopped, she was gone. It's assume that she had been teleported to The USS Enterprise...

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Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little... emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

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