General Robert E. :Me:

General Robert E. :Me:

About Me
I'm not a junkie.

I'm only addicted to attractive/funny/smart women, Cigarettes, CollegeHumor, and Meth.
Member Since
September 7th, 2006
Commented on Wednesday, December 23rd 2009
The Story of Christmas as Told by a Child article The Story of Christmas as Told by a Child

by Brian Murphy on

He should be pleasantly surprised when he finds 50 pounds of coal on his white silk sheets. picture He should be pleasantly surprised when he finds 50 pounds of coal on his white silk sheets.
Commented on Tuesday, December 8th 2009
Issue #23 article Issue #23

by Brian Murphy on

Watch out for this Silver Fox. He'll pounce without your consent. picture Watch out for this Silver Fox. He'll pounce without your consent.
Commented on Monday, December 7th 2009
Hardly Working: Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants Originals Hardly Working: Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants
Will the real Sarah Palin please stand up. picture Will the real Sarah Palin please stand up.
I pledge allegiance to the United Steaks of America. picture I pledge allegiance to the United Steaks of America.
I think I figured out why the Bears are 4-6. picture I think I figured out why the Bears are 4-6.
The worst part is they're only 16. picture The worst part is they're only 16.
Commented on Friday, November 20th 2009
Honest HBO Warnings article Honest HBO Warnings

by Jeff Rubin on

Obama gets more camera time than an actual Wizard/Bulls game. picture Obama gets more camera time than an actual Wizard/Bulls game.
I never had a personal beef with parents being on facebook, but if they're going to stop letting sluts be sluts, then we've got a major problem here, folks. picture I never had a personal beef with parents being on facebook, but if they're going to stop letting sluts be sluts, then we've got a major problem here, folks.
He started out looking for his estranged wife. Then he discovered porn. picture He started out looking for his estranged wife. Then he discovered porn.
Commented on Sunday, October 25th 2009
This Week In History: October 8th-14th, 2109 A.D. article This Week In History: October 8th-14th, 2109 A.D.

by Alex Schmidt on

Commented on Sunday, October 25th 2009
This Week In History: October 15th-21st, 2109 A.D. article This Week In History: October 15th-21st, 2109 A.D.

by Alex Schmidt on

Commented on Sunday, October 25th 2009
4 Most Famous Ghosts Caught by the Ghostbusters article 4 Most Famous Ghosts Caught by the Ghostbusters

by Andrew Bridgman on

Have you checked out the "walk of shame" feature on Google Maps? picture Have you checked out the "walk of shame" feature on Google Maps?
orthWestern University looks promising, though I've never heard of it. picture orthWestern University looks promising, though I've never heard of it.
The pros for having a tanning bed in your apartment really, really outweigh the cons. Did I say con, I meant con-cer. Cancer. I meant cancer. picture The pros for having a tanning bed in your apartment really, really outweigh the cons. Did I say con, I meant con-cer. Cancer. I meant cancer.
Commented on Monday, October 5th 2009
Hardly Working: New York City Story Originals Hardly Working: New York City Story