General Robert E. :Me:

General Robert E. :Me:

About Me
I'm not a junkie.

I'm only addicted to attractive/funny/smart women, Cigarettes, CollegeHumor, and Meth.
Member Since
September 7th, 2006
That's what he gets for switching from the violin to the cello. picture That's what he gets for switching from the violin to the cello.
"She's a foreign substitute teacher trying to make her way in the U.S. to support her family back home. Check out how us 8th graders put chicks in their place. Boo yah!" picture "She's a foreign substitute teacher trying to make her way in the U.S. to support her family back home. Check out how us 8th graders put chicks in their place. Boo yah!"
Once Willy's got his eye on someone, it's not so much a matter of HOW he'll get with her. To him it's all about WHEN he wants to do it. picture Once Willy's got his eye on someone, it's not so much a matter of HOW he'll get with her. To him it's all about WHEN he wants to do it.
Commented on Monday, May 18th 2009
Roommate Confessions: Issue 78 article Roommate Confessions: Issue 78

by Rosie on

To be fair, Splinter is his roommate. picture To be fair, Splinter is his roommate.
She-hundred. picture She-hundred.
This is what art majors/vegetarians do in their free time. picture This is what art majors/vegetarians do in their free time.
The "systsem" is probably what would have helped this guy spell "system" right. picture The "systsem" is probably what would have helped this guy spell "system" right.
His dad worked in a box factory, so that's probably why he hates box cutters. picture His dad worked in a box factory, so that's probably why he hates box cutters.
Commented on Monday, May 11th 2009
Font Conference Originals Font Conference
"Recovery Support" seems like the better pairing, don't you think? picture "Recovery Support" seems like the better pairing, don't you think?
Gotta start perpetuating stereotypes at a young age these days. How else will this new generation of kids learn? picture Gotta start perpetuating stereotypes at a young age these days. How else will this new generation of kids learn?
Liked on Tuesday, April 21st 2009
Happy 4/20! article Happy 4/20!

by Kevin Corrigan on

Commented on Tuesday, April 21st 2009
Stoner-Vision II article Stoner-Vision II

by CH Staff on

"This is Obama's plan to save the economy." picture "This is Obama's plan to save the economy."
Security searched her luggage and discovered she was smuggling the liberty bell. picture Security searched her luggage and discovered she was smuggling the liberty bell.
I recommend not asking Randy Marsh for help. picture I recommend not asking Randy Marsh for help.
This is Chad. He is all that is man. picture This is Chad. He is all that is man.
Postal worker goes postal. picture Postal worker goes postal.
That's a 13-year-old boy dressed in a monkey suit. picture That's a 13-year-old boy dressed in a monkey suit.