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And from that golden shower she arose - beautiful, empowered, and covered in urine.

picture And from that golden shower she arose - beautiful, empowered, and covered in urine.

Father of the year.

picture Father of the year.

The girl who wrote this was 17 in 2001.

picture The girl who wrote this was 17 in 2001.

This would NEVER happen in first class.

picture This would NEVER happen in first class.

Commented on Thursday, April 2nd 2009

The Morning After - American Idol - Final 9 Results Show

article The Morning After - American Idol - Final 9 Results Show

by Goroman on April 1, 2009

And so it begins.

picture And so it begins.

If she's the most conservative one in the sorority imagine what the rest are like.

picture If she's the most conservative one in the sorority imagine what the rest are like.

Relatively speaking, the recession is almost over.

picture Relatively speaking, the recession is almost over.

I see one animal who looks like he's sportin' a solid bone.

picture I see one animal who looks like he's sportin' a solid bone.

The only thing they're Risking is getting laid now.

picture The only thing they're Risking is getting laid now.

And he wonders why the other mommies and daddies won't let him play with their kids.

picture And he wonders why the other mommies and daddies won't let him play with their kids.

Never too early for inheritance monopoly.

picture Never too early for inheritance monopoly.

A sneak peek from a creep.

picture A sneak peek from a creep.

Commented on Friday, March 27th 2009

Overly Honest Ad Slogans

article Overly Honest Ad Slogans

by Caldwell Tanner on April 29, 2010

See, fat people are stupid.

picture See, fat people are stupid.

"Can you pull any tighter? I still can't feel anything."

picture "Can you pull any tighter? I still can't feel anything."

He went on to have a 16 year drought.

picture He went on to have a 16 year drought.

That's his finisher.

picture That's his finisher.

You have to be able to read braille to "see" the other sad face.

picture You have to be able to read braille to "see" the other sad face.

The new Proactive spokesperson.

picture The new Proactive spokesperson.

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