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Lyndi

Steve explains why Lyndi is awesome: "Let me try to put this as delicately as I can out of respect to any female readers... but some women have been known to willingly "ingest" a certain dubious "body fluid" made by men, during moments of "intimacy." (These moments are known as "blow jobs." These women are known as "awesome.")" Thank you. Most pictures I upload come in emails from friends - I don't know where they came from, who they belong to, or if there are more of the same kind. If the picture is mine, I will say so. If I've uploaded a picture that shouldn't be here, you have two options: you can let me know and I'll take it down, or you can tell the CH staff and they will remove it. Either way... nobody shit in your cereal, so get the fuck over it, crybabies.

This is exactly how much boob you can show and still technically be considered sideboob. Even one more boob molecule would send this picture to r-rated.

Lyndi

Undercover Israeli soldiers pose as ballerinas trying to convince onlookers that the machine gun they're carrying is just a "Ballet Stick."

"All right, who's the jokester that put 'chips' and 'popcorn' in lower-case? YOU KNOW THIS IS AN UPPER-CASE STORE!"

The last picture this camera took.

Either a bad skateboarder or a great breakdancer.

Found this old picture of my mom.

This is what Maxim used to look like.

The official market price of a baby is now a wad of cash and a sweet hat.

The ugliest puppy ever.

Is this yoga? What is yoga?

The craziest part? That's a $4000 bottle of 1921 Mouton Rothschild.

This is exactly how much boob you can show and still technically be considered sideboob. Even one more boob molecule would send this picture to r-rated.

Don't you just want to eat it?

I know we only had to go a mile, but I still told you letting the tail drag was a bad idea!

I hope at least a few of them are making a movie.

If I find your dog, you are not getting it back.