Steve explains why Lyndi is awesome: "Let me try to put this as delicately as I can out of respect to any female readers... but some women have been known to willingly "ingest" a certain dubious "body fluid" made by men, during moments of "intimacy." (These moments are known as "blow jobs." These women are known as "awesome.")" Thank you.

Most pictures I upload come in emails from friends - I don't know where they came from, who they belong to, or if there are more of the same kind. If the picture is mine, I will say so. If I've uploaded a picture that shouldn't be here, you have two options: you can let me know and I'll take it down, or you can tell the CH staff and they will remove it. Either way... nobody shit in your cereal, so get the fuck over it, crybabies.