Demonic New Years
The kid with his arm around the girl in the center had pissed his pants moments before.
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Conrad
Teacher's Pet...
Principal Decker: Come in Jimmy, take a seat. I think we both know why you're down here. Do you want to tell me your side of the story?Jimmy: Fidgets and sits down, I'm sorry sir I didn …
Writing a Ten Page Paper in One Day: The Process
1:00 pm: Ok let's get started on this paper. You put it off for a long time and now you're paying for it. Shouldn't be too difficult though, a little research, a little type-type. You&# …
Things I Have Always Wondered About Fruit, But Have Never Found Answers To
1. If a tomato is a fruit, why does it not taste like one?2. Why is the word fruit used to call someone gay?3. How do worms get all the way up a tree and into an apple? 4. How does one properly descr …
An Open Poem to the Stupid Girl in My Lit Class
She sat alone with people around her Spewing filth as as she spoke Listening to this girl was driving me MaD! She had to have known she was a joke So as she babbled with her mouth hung low and her jel …
Santa and Rudolph on a Friday Night...
Santa: Yo! Rudolph! Whazzzzzzzzzzzzup?! Rudolph: not too much…just drinking an egg nog…AND IT'S SPIKED AS SHIT Santa: So we still going to the club tonight to pick up some Ho Ho Ho� …
The first of hopefully many terrible gift submissions.
The first of hopefully many terrible gift submissions.
