Kern

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Member Since: September 8th, 2006

Don't cry, it's chocolate.

picture Don't cry, it's chocolate.

Commented on Wednesday, January 23rd 2008

The Dark Knight Trailer

video The Dark Knight Trailer

'Kill... me....'

picture 'Kill... me....'

"They are all girls."

picture "They are all girls."

Walk of shame! Walk of shame!

picture Walk of shame! Walk of shame!

"When people would ask what I was, I would spray them in the face with water and yell, 'Partly Cloudy with a chance of rain!"

picture "When people would ask what I was, I would spray them in the face with water and yell, 'Partly Cloudy with a chance of rain!"

Philip the Hyper Hypo

picture Philip the Hyper Hypo

picture "Rudy sucks."

You're pathetic, man.

picture You're pathetic, man.

Take a picture, it will last longer. Oh, you are.

picture Take a picture, it will last longer. Oh, you are.

Commented on Friday, August 17th 2007

video Bear Force 1

Commented on Wednesday, August 8th 2007

Are you Superbad?

article Are you Superbad?

by CH Staff on July 31, 2007

An intimidating pose.

picture An intimidating pose.

Is the water boilin' yet, ma'?

picture Is the water boilin' yet, ma'?

She's eating the glass.

picture She's eating the glass.

picture Pretty please?

A 2'' long penis with 1 ball.

picture A 2'' long penis with 1 ball.

I half expect this picture to come to life and try to take over the word a la Vigo in Ghostbusters II.

picture I half expect this picture to come to life and try to take over the word a la Vigo in Ghostbusters II.

Commented on Friday, June 1st 2007

Synchronized Swimming

video Synchronized Swimming

"The exchange rate for Schrute Bucks is the highest its ever been, so cash in those Stanley Nickels."

picture "The exchange rate for Schrute Bucks is the highest its ever been, so cash in those Stanley Nickels."

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