Jesus Tits

Jesus Tits

About Me
You will not give a shit about anything I have to say.
Member Since
September 9th, 2006
Website
http://www.myspace.com/iamthek1ng
If this (mini) van's a rockin'... picture If this (mini) van's a rockin'...
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice. picture When life gives you lemons, make orange juice.
Optimus Prime just wasn't getting the best MPG on his own. picture Optimus Prime just wasn't getting the best MPG on his own.
All beaches have a little class. Did I say class? I meant glass. There's glass in the sand so watch out. picture All beaches have a little class. Did I say class? I meant glass. There's glass in the sand so watch out.
Yeah, the shady part of town usually has a centaur or two. picture Yeah, the shady part of town usually has a centaur or two.
Commented on Wednesday, May 12th 2010
Hardly Working: Fish Dance Originals Hardly Working: Fish Dance
Warning: Boardom can make people slightly racist. picture Warning: Boardom can make people slightly racist.
Macaulay Culkin ages 5 years for every human year. picture Macaulay Culkin ages 5 years for every human year.
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE VIDEO OF MY BABIES, AND WHAT DID YOU DO?!? Pervert." picture "I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE VIDEO OF MY BABIES, AND WHAT DID YOU DO?!? Pervert."
Now if only we could see Pocahontas naked in 3D. picture Now if only we could see Pocahontas naked in 3D.
I don' t know about you, but I've been waiting forever for a Simpsons/Bones crossover. picture I don' t know about you, but I've been waiting forever for a Simpsons/Bones crossover.
Leeloo - 5th Element picture Leeloo - 5th Element
This is what you do when a co-worker finds a new job. Ship him off in a big box of packing peanuts. picture This is what you do when a co-worker finds a new job. Ship him off in a big box of packing peanuts.
The mud wrestling aftermath shower isn't nearly as sexy as I imagined. picture The mud wrestling aftermath shower isn't nearly as sexy as I imagined.
Come back Friday night for the trailer dance party. Located 80mph southbound on the highway. picture Come back Friday night for the trailer dance party. Located 80mph southbound on the highway.
He's not allowed to touch the dog anymore, especially after "the incident." picture He's not allowed to touch the dog anymore, especially after "the incident."
They're so scared they're Poohing their pants. picture They're so scared they're Poohing their pants.
He didn't lift that up and there's definitely no wind. That's because this is the new Hollister "Breezy Day" skirt. It's just always like that. picture He didn't lift that up and there's definitely no wind. That's because this is the new Hollister "Breezy Day" skirt. It's just always like that.
Commented on Wednesday, October 14th 2009
Meanest Driver in the World video Meanest Driver in the World
See, I told you this is how girls do slumber parties, Brad! picture See, I told you this is how girls do slumber parties, Brad!