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Jake McCaine

About Me: Formerly a student on full scholarship at Dickinson College in Bumblefuck, Pennsylvania (where he flunked out in one kick-ass semester), Jacob Nathaniel McCaine had dreamed of many things in his life as a college student.

Among them were:

1. Having a threesome with his roomate's girlfriend and his Women's Studies teacher,

2. Competing in a statewide beer pong contest,

3. Saving a frat from sure destruction (thus defeating the evil dean and throwing an awesome party featuring end credits with Blink182), and of course,

4. Becoming a featured writer on CollegeHumor.com.

Two of those things came true. I still cant look at a bust of Eleanor Roosevelt without becoming aroused.
Member Since: September 12th, 2006