K W Schroeder

K W Schroeder

About Me

How do you make a fuzzy kitten float?

2 parts ice cream.

1 part fuzzy kitten.

Member Since

April 18th, 2007

Website

http://blatantschroederisms.wordpress.com

Contributions

Five Thanksgiving Meals that aren't Turkey

Article Five Thanksgiving Meals that aren't Turkey

Enjoy Oral: An Asshole's Comprehensive Guide

Article Enjoy Oral: An Asshole's Comprehensive Guide

Five Things That Aren't Funny About Masturbation

Article Five Things That Aren't Funny About Masturbation

Common Misconceptions About All-Female Dormitories

Article Common Misconceptions About All-Female Dormitories

How To Bullshit Your Way Through Any Essay

Article How To Bullshit Your Way Through Any Essay

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Two Guys Discussing Politics (while one of them turns into a zombie)

Article Two Guys Discussing Politics (while one of them turns into a zombie)

People, You Just Can't Argue With Science.

Article People, You Just Can't Argue With Science.

Love Letter to Mary Jane by a Guy Who Slowly Realizes He's Writing a Love Letter to Kirsten Dunst

Article Love Letter to Mary Jane by a Guy Who Slowly Realizes He's Writing a Love Letter to Kirsten Dunst

Personal Messages from Your Ill-Advised Purchases

Article Personal Messages from Your Ill-Advised Purchases

A Letter to Lindsey Lohan, from Her Loofah

Article A Letter to Lindsey Lohan, from Her Loofah

Totally True Facts That Don't Need Citations, Vol. II

Article Totally True Facts That Don't Need Citations, Vol. II

Ten Easy Steps to Romantic Bliss

Article Ten Easy Steps to Romantic Bliss

A Chat-Room Conversation Between Tom Wolfe and Stephen King

Article A Chat-Room Conversation Between Tom Wolfe and Stephen King

Practical Uses for Small Dogs

Article Practical Uses for Small Dogs

The Oral Q & A: Everything You Ever Wanted to Ask a Straight Guy About Oral Sex, But Were Too Afraid/Uninterested to Ask

Article The Oral Q & A: Everything You Ever Wanted to Ask a Straight Guy About Oral Sex, But Were Too Afraid/Uninterested to Ask

A Series of Emails from Britney Spears' Ghostwriter Concerning Her Upcoming Book

Article A Series of Emails from Britney Spears' Ghostwriter Concerning Her Upcoming Book

To the Modern American Male: A Warning Concerning Jocularity

Article To the Modern American Male: A Warning Concerning Jocularity

Gracious Tips for Further Success: Carlos Mencia and Joe Rogan

Article Gracious Tips for Further Success: Carlos Mencia and Joe Rogan

Gracious Tips for Further Success: Fall Out Boy

Article Gracious Tips for Further Success: Fall Out Boy

The G-Rated Booty Call

Article The G-Rated Booty Call

Totally True Facts That Don't Need Citations

Article Totally True Facts That Don't Need Citations

Fun Things to Say During Sex, Vol. I

Article Fun Things to Say During Sex, Vol. I

Totally Lowbrow Humor: Different Types of Farts

Article Totally Lowbrow Humor: Different Types of Farts

Pretty Good Reasons to Not Like Me

Article Pretty Good Reasons to Not Like Me

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