Jason

Jason

About Me

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Member Since

April 18th, 2007

Contributions

Broke back Sesame Street

Picture Broke back Sesame Street

Make some noise for Fat Gurls

Picture Make some noise for Fat Gurls

I love me some chicken skin

Picture I love me some chicken skin

The real question is whether it's a toy for boys or girls.

Picture The real question is whether it's a toy for boys or girls.

Every 2 weeks he needs his feeding. It's been a month.

Picture Every 2 weeks he needs his feeding. It's been a month.

Well, it's not like it's an actual security cam. It's more like a little asian man hiding behind the toilet with his camera phone at the ready.

Picture Well, it's not like it's an actual security cam. It's more like a little asian man hiding behind the toilet with his camera phone at the ready.

Carefull you might fall out

Picture Carefull you might fall out

Monster Cummy Tentacle

Picture Monster Cummy Tentacle

If its yellow let it mellow if its brown flush it down

Picture If its yellow let it mellow if its brown flush it down

Never thought of using a creditcard

Picture Never thought of using a creditcard

That sounds like a personal problem

Picture That sounds like a personal problem

The mystery to end all mysteries.

Picture The mystery to end all mysteries.

Th th th three pointer!

Picture Th th th three pointer!

"It was the Hamburglar. I'm telling you, I was framed!"

Picture "It was the Hamburglar. I'm telling you, I was framed!"

"Business tripled and the boss quit, leaving that Assistant Gas Station Manager position wide open for yours truly."

Picture "Business tripled and the boss quit, leaving that Assistant Gas Station Manager position wide open for yours truly."

We don't need to involve paperwork here officer

Picture We don't need to involve paperwork here officer

What kind of cleaners were you again?

Picture What kind of cleaners were you again?

Don't drink and make signs.

Picture Don't drink and make signs.

Some asswhole caused traffic to back up

Picture Some asswhole caused traffic to back up

Getting too hot in the hottub

Picture Getting too hot in the hottub

Just like how ma used to make 'em. Mmm mm goood!

Picture Just like how ma used to make 'em. Mmm mm goood!

The all new edible placemat

Picture The all new edible placemat

She got a ticket for failure to maintain lane.

Picture She got a ticket for failure to maintain lane.

Grandma must have already been plastered

Picture Grandma must have already been plastered

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